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Asko 

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Coolest fucking person to set foot on this Earth. Awesome at everything he/she does. BIG MAN
HOLY CRAP IT'S ASKO!
Asko by Hannah Joaliee July 15, 2011
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Askonda 

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Askonda Juakeen American professional basketball player from Poplar Bluff, Missouri. Mostly known here in his small hometown.
there goes Askonda in the open court, looking to go for another slam dunk!
Askonda by KMac23 August 27, 2021
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Asko • askoff • Askofism • Askofu • Askolauches zZ • Askolds • Askonda • Askonym • askoothing • askora

Askoutable 

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A person who is good looking/cool enough to make others have a tendency to want to ask them out.
guy 1: "Damn, she's real hot yo.."
guy 2: "yeah man, she's definitely askoutable"
Askoutable by Eman Z January 23, 2008
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askoff

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A person who asks you inane questions to the point where you can not even remember the point the original inquiry and makes you feel like shit in the process for no good reason.
Intern: Your next client is the conference room. When I had him sit down in the conference room he said he didn't complete the paperwork you requested he fill out for you. That is why I don't have it to give to you now.

Boss: What?!! Why didn't he fill out? Didn't you give him the paperwork? Why didn't the secretary get it from him 2 days ago?

Intern: He said completely forgot to fill out the paperwork. The secretary did call 2 days ago however, he never picked up or returned our messages. I did ask him to fill it out now according to the instructions we previously explained to him upon. I know you like to review it just before seeing clients.

Boss: Why isn't it done? Doesn't he know how important it is to complete the paperwork? Did he get lost getting here? Did he run out of pens? Doesn't he know how to read? Couldn't he just down load the PDF and fill in the blanks? Does he know how to use Adobe products? Isn't the deadline clearly stated on the first page? How did he forget? Why did he forget? What do you want me to do about it?!!! Isn't that why I have you???!!!!
Intern's inside voice: "Fuck, I did everything you wanted except shit a golden egg. What a fucking askoff!! What do you expect me to do if the client can't fill out simple paperwork as instructed?!!! What where the questions??? How am I supposed to reply to this shit?"
askoff by buttbustingintern April 4, 2015
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askora 

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Michael, main alias "Hydruko", is a popular producer on the music platform SoundCloud.
I was listening to Askora yesterday and his one song went so hard!
askora by adhdmusic October 6, 2017
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Askolauches zZ

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The measurement of Light, speed, distance, depth, and time all mixed together. Usually used when measuring the universe and time itself. It comes from the ancient Fneffle word, "Azkolushis" meaning "To Time The Measurement Of Depth".
He Used Askolauches zZ to measure the universe.
Askolauches zZ by Bob Chum Person April 21, 2018
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Askolds 

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Random guy from countryside. Maybe a baller, maybe a volley player. Drinks a lot
Askolds might be drunk today
Askolds by pseudonymguy6 November 23, 2021
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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Galantir

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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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Concrete cowboy 

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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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hobo loko

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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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