A person who asks you inane questions to the point where you can not even remember the point the original inquiry and makes you feel like shit in the process for no good reason.

Intern: Your next client is the conference room. When I had him sit down in the conference room he said he didn't complete the paperwork you requested he fill out for you. That is why I don't have it to give to you now.

Boss: What?!! Why didn't he fill out? Didn't you give him the paperwork? Why didn't the secretary get it from him 2 days ago?

Intern: He said completely forgot to fill out the paperwork. The secretary did call 2 days ago however, he never picked up or returned our messages. I did ask him to fill it out now according to the instructions we previously explained to him upon. I know you like to review it just before seeing clients.

Boss: Why isn't it done? Doesn't he know how important it is to complete the paperwork? Did he get lost getting here? Did he run out of pens? Doesn't he know how to read? Couldn't he just down load the PDF and fill in the blanks? Does he know how to use Adobe products? Isn't the deadline clearly stated on the first page? How did he forget? Why did he forget? What do you want me to do about it?!!! Isn't that why I have you???!!!!
Intern's inside voice: "Fuck, I did everything you wanted except shit a golden egg. What a fucking askoff!! What do you expect me to do if the client can't fill out simple paperwork as instructed?!!! What where the questions??? How am I supposed to reply to this shit?"

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Askful

A person asking way too many questions at a time.

Hey, bro, why are you so askful ?

Askful by xEl_Guerox August 13, 2016

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Askofism

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I am an Askofist from Askofism

Askofism by Askofu May 19, 2023

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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