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Askja (female name)
Akja's are very often Lions, they are pretty, funny and very strong (mentaly)
If you kbow an Askja, don't let her go. She will help you in every situation, and she will be there for you forever. Outside they are the happiest people you will ever see, but deep inside there is a big hole in their Heart. First they have to find the right people dor their Life, without them, they can't exist...
Never let an Askja go..
Askja by kätzchen January 5, 2017
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Assjacked 

Getting assjacked is all about being screwed over or taken advantage of. You either get jacked, or you've jacked someone else!
Promised a promotion at work, instead I got assjacked and they gave it to someone else!

Every time I fuel up, I'm being assjacked at the pump!
Assjacked by donkeyrules October 3, 2014
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Powerful and complete. You are good intellectually and require several outlets for your energies. You are not a builder but a planner, and you want others to carry out your plans. You are bold, independent, inquisitive and interested in research. You know what you want and why you want it.
Creative and outgoing, you are always looking for an opportunity to show your abilities, especially before audience. You are very flexible and likes to feel appreciated. You are looking for chances to mix with others socially and to communicate his ideas. You like to talk and can easily relate to different cultures and concepts. The biggest challenge for you is uncertainty. Easily getting bored, you can move from one job to another, switch projects and lovers. The high creative force can lead you either to happiness or unhappiness. If you understand your goals, if you can make major decisions in life and follow it directly and straight up without worry and uncertainty, you are able to achieve great heights.
Asijah loves herself
asijah by lameslife November 25, 2015
Asja is so pretty
Asja by Asjarob1 January 24, 2012
Askia is an omnipotent black male with many powers. He is enlightened and filled with great intelligence and wisdom beyond his years, yet he knows how to have a good time, let loose, and act foolish with his "hood rat" friends that will try to act thug for fun even though they know they white as hell. Askia Is also very horny and constantly searching for his beautiful white girl to sweep off their feet and show them a good time. Askia can go all night and is great in bed. Even though he's promiscuous he knows when to tone it down and be sentimental even though he may make a wise crack here or there to break up the emotional, real stuff. But you'll laugh anyway since he's so funny
I hooked up with Askia last night. Now I need a wheel chair because I can't walk.
askia by Nagg December 24, 2014
Aska is a really awesome friend who's always there for you and ready to party (but not in that skeezy jersey shore kind of way! A pretty girl who's not afraid to speak her mind, and does her own thing...
Yup, everybody needs an Aska.
R: Am so bored
P: Lets call up Aska
*phone call*
A: Party Patrol in 10!
*saved!*
Aska by razmuli January 1, 2012
London slang for police/federatis. Derived from Somali word for police or soldier, used mainly in London.
Also used in Swahili and Arabic.
Brother Number 1:Oi theres askar we need to cut
Brother Number 2: snm, say ma'salama to these bucktees
Askar by jdoublembabyy January 8, 2021
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