asiten
asiten by koehlerdus September 27, 2007
Words you can keep
Asiten
When a situation is so ridiculously foolish that asinine does not properly describe it; the situation is asiten. Usually requires a 2/3 majority agreement amongst friends to elevate a situation from asinine to a level of asiten.
Friend 1 I just got a parking ticket 10 minutes after receiving a speeding ticket. This is asinine!
Friend 2 Bullshit; this is asinten!
Friend 3 All those in favor of asiten for this situation say I.
Friend 2 Bullshit; this is asinten!
Friend 3 All those in favor of asiten for this situation say I.
Asiten by catalpa_slang March 27, 2011
Asient
A person who is both Asian and an Agent. Specifically a bad-ass theatrical agent, who has ninja-like skills both in backstage technical support and also in personal career management.
Audience Member: "Wow, so Dave not only manages your lifestyle and publicity apperances, but ALSO single-handedly deals with the entire show's technical requirements?"
Simon: "Well yeah. He's the Asient. He's can handle that shit in his sleep, yo."
Simon: "Well yeah. He's the Asient. He's can handle that shit in his sleep, yo."
Asient by BaffledComposer July 12, 2009
Ashten
PART 1.
First and foremost, Ashten is a FEMALE, spelled with and 'e' to be different and unique.
Not to be confused with AshtOn Kutcher.
Ashten's tend to be beautiful, caring, loving, unique, outgoing, goofy, adorable, and smart!
Not always on time, though she never gets into too much trouble when being
late.
She loves to help other people, and would go out of her way to do so. Also, an animal lover, she would stop in the middle of the interstate to save a small turtle.
Eats healthy.. enough.
Doesn't always feel like exercising, but has a cute skinny figure anyways.
Ashten's tend to be blonde.
You can find her outside; whether she's hiking, swimming, hunting, or camping.. she loves the outdoors.
Ashten can be a bit sexual, and is very good at turning on and completely satisfying her partner.. whoever is lucky enough to be her partner.
Has nice boobs and butt for her size.
Her kisses are sweet.
First and foremost, Ashten is a FEMALE, spelled with and 'e' to be different and unique.
Not to be confused with AshtOn Kutcher.
Ashten's tend to be beautiful, caring, loving, unique, outgoing, goofy, adorable, and smart!
Not always on time, though she never gets into too much trouble when being
late.
She loves to help other people, and would go out of her way to do so. Also, an animal lover, she would stop in the middle of the interstate to save a small turtle.
Eats healthy.. enough.
Doesn't always feel like exercising, but has a cute skinny figure anyways.
Ashten's tend to be blonde.
You can find her outside; whether she's hiking, swimming, hunting, or camping.. she loves the outdoors.
Ashten can be a bit sexual, and is very good at turning on and completely satisfying her partner.. whoever is lucky enough to be her partner.
Has nice boobs and butt for her size.
Her kisses are sweet.
Ashten by mr bill :) January 4, 2012
Ashten
Ashten's a one of a kind guy. You won't find many guys like him. He could be a total player at times, but if he truly loves you he'll give up on being a player. He's sweet and is into basketball. He always watches sports on TV but not soccer. He's very intelligent and he's a total cutie. He's a ride till I die type of guy. He's such a freak but he knows when he should stop or keep going.
Ashten: You see that girl right there? That's my baby.
Miguel: Damn, she's hot.
Ashten: No she's beautiful...
Miguel: Damn, she's hot.
Ashten: No she's beautiful...
Ashten by NeverForgotten November 13, 2012
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Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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