asiten
That wasn't asinine, it was asiTEN!
asiten by koehlerdus September 27, 2007
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Asiten
When a situation is so ridiculously foolish that asinine does not properly describe it; the situation is asiten. Usually requires a 2/3 majority agreement amongst friends to elevate a situation from asinine to a level of asiten.
Friend 1 I just got a parking ticket 10 minutes after receiving a speeding ticket. This is asinine!
Friend 2 Bullshit; this is asinten!
Friend 3 All those in favor of asiten for this situation say I.
Friend 2 Bullshit; this is asinten!
Friend 3 All those in favor of asiten for this situation say I.
Asiten by catalpa_slang March 27, 2011
Asient
A person who is both Asian and an Agent. Specifically a bad-ass theatrical agent, who has ninja-like skills both in backstage technical support and also in personal career management.
Audience Member: "Wow, so Dave not only manages your lifestyle and publicity apperances, but ALSO single-handedly deals with the entire show's technical requirements?"
Simon: "Well yeah. He's the Asient. He's can handle that shit in his sleep, yo."
Simon: "Well yeah. He's the Asient. He's can handle that shit in his sleep, yo."
Asient by BaffledComposer July 12, 2009
Ashten
PART 1.
First and foremost, Ashten is a FEMALE, spelled with and 'e' to be different and unique.
Not to be confused with AshtOn Kutcher.
Ashten's tend to be beautiful, caring, loving, unique, outgoing, goofy, adorable, and smart!
Not always on time, though she never gets into too much trouble when being
late.
She loves to help other people, and would go out of her way to do so. Also, an animal lover, she would stop in the middle of the interstate to save a small turtle.
Eats healthy.. enough.
Doesn't always feel like exercising, but has a cute skinny figure anyways.
Ashten's tend to be blonde.
You can find her outside; whether she's hiking, swimming, hunting, or camping.. she loves the outdoors.
Ashten can be a bit sexual, and is very good at turning on and completely satisfying her partner.. whoever is lucky enough to be her partner.
Has nice boobs and butt for her size.
Her kisses are sweet.
First and foremost, Ashten is a FEMALE, spelled with and 'e' to be different and unique.
Not to be confused with AshtOn Kutcher.
Ashten's tend to be beautiful, caring, loving, unique, outgoing, goofy, adorable, and smart!
Not always on time, though she never gets into too much trouble when being
late.
She loves to help other people, and would go out of her way to do so. Also, an animal lover, she would stop in the middle of the interstate to save a small turtle.
Eats healthy.. enough.
Doesn't always feel like exercising, but has a cute skinny figure anyways.
Ashten's tend to be blonde.
You can find her outside; whether she's hiking, swimming, hunting, or camping.. she loves the outdoors.
Ashten can be a bit sexual, and is very good at turning on and completely satisfying her partner.. whoever is lucky enough to be her partner.
Has nice boobs and butt for her size.
Her kisses are sweet.
Ashten is SUCH a looker, Mmmmmmmmmm!
Ashten by mr bill :) January 4, 2012
Ashten
Sexy, Beautiful, any guy is lucky to have her, Faithful, Perfect, If she has kids, she's a MILF, Amazing dancer. Funny, Great to hang out with. Has a lot of haters cause she's Amazing.
Ashten
Ashten's a one of a kind guy. You won't find many guys like him. He could be a total player at times, but if he truly loves you he'll give up on being a player. He's sweet and is into basketball. He always watches sports on TV but not soccer. He's very intelligent and he's a total cutie. He's a ride till I die type of guy. He's such a freak but he knows when he should stop or keep going.
Ashten: You see that girl right there? That's my baby.
Miguel: Damn, she's hot.
Ashten: No she's beautiful...
Miguel: Damn, she's hot.
Ashten: No she's beautiful...
Ashten by NeverForgotten November 13, 2012