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Aiden Granitz 

A four-teen year old boy who really isn’t the best kid you want to know. He simultaneously bullies his friends for attention, which he can’t get. He’s also has the worst hairline that nobody could stand. With friends he always bullies other people and bullies his own friends.
At school

Person who knows Aiden Granitz
“Do you know Aiden Granitz”

Person at school
“ Ya that ass with the worst hairline”

Using Aiden in a sentence
“Queue Aiden’s hairline”

Aitana Bonmatí 

Giga GOAT of football. Known for her perfect technique. Creates beauty in the midfield. Humble and stands up for her teammates. Uses her mother's surname. Brings glory to the world of football. Described as "pure elegance" on the field.
Who had the best 2023 ever?
Aitana Bonmatí. She won the World Cup with Spain, Champions League with Barcelona, World Cup Golden Ball, Primera División title, Supercopa, Supercopa MVP, UEFA Player of the Year, and Ballon d'Or... ALL IN 2023.
Aitana Bonmatí by chFree77 October 30, 2023
she is fiesty and fun and knows her boundries so don't push her. she is quiet and intimdating at first but once you get to know her she is loud and spunky. she is very blunt and not afraid to tell it like it is.

she has a great sense of style and is drop dead goregous. shes a typical girl and maybe scared to get dirty but loves to dance and do her nails but she is tough and doesn't give up easy.

dissapointment is not an option for her, so if your in her life your in it to stay. never doubt that she'll be there when you have hard times because you'll never go through those alone. she can be random at times but those specific times will be the ones you cherish most. badass? of course! if your ever the lucky bastard to catch an aitana, you better open your eyes to whats in front of you.
Your girlfriends name is Aitana? Damn, she sounds special.
Aitana by Jacanory July 17, 2010

Christian Aitkens 

Christian Aitkens, one quiet guy, you can tell he wears diapers some days, really kind, but complicated, I heard he lets his older bother do anal to him!!! They would be a cute couple tho ngl, they never hung out with people after school before tho so everyone assumed they were lovers, we didn’t care but that’s them, his girlfriend even could tell they were lovers just by their body language and they broke up cus of it and people just tried to tell that chick to leave them alone, they should date in secret to be happy
Did you see Christian Aitkens bro staring at his diaper butt the whole visit? Whatever.
A truly beautiful person. An Ailene encounter is something to remember, a friendship with an Ailene, is something to be treasured for a lifetime. A strong, sweet-hearted person that doesn't like when people let down on their promises. The best friend you could ever attain. Do not try to take advantages of Ailenes because they will become very sad and feel like it is their fault. Remember if you meet one, treat them right, and you will remember your time with them as the best time ever. A person to laugh with, cry with, and share secrets, and make super dumb jokes with, but you will always laugh the loudest with an Ailene around. No person is ever quite like an Ailene, because they're each unique. Keep them close to your heart and cherish them forever and they will return the favor 5 times better.
Ailene is a mighty sweet and beautiful friend, there's none other like her!
Ailene by utahforlife August 30, 2012

Taco Aizen 

n. The fictional (or maybe not) fast food restaurant owned by Sousuke Aizen in the anime Bleach. It was created by user spartydragon in an epic thread on capslock_bleach on LiveJournal. This restaurant has been known to serve all kinds of residents of Hueco Mundo, including the incredibly adorable mini Menos. They serve many dishes similar to those at Taco Bell, such as quesadillas (possibly renamed queszayellas) and bantaquitos, only they are more delicious, because Aizen makes them with love. Or Benevolent Overlord powers. Known employees are Ulquiorra Schiffer and Charlotte Coolhorn. And it is always okay to stick a burrito in Ulquiorra's Hollow hole. Always.

Competition for this fine eatery include but are not limited to: Kenpachi Fried Chicken, Del Tousen, Urahara's Hot Dog Stand, Arrancarbucks, Gin's Tavern, Gil-Fil-A, and Shuu Lobster.
You can never have enough Taco Aizen.

Kyle Hebert: Welcome to Taco Aizen, may I take your order?
Taco Aizen by aurora_requiem April 20, 2009
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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