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Ashyville 

Definition: A place in any city or town where people forgot lotion exists. They are so ashy, that one scratch causes a dust cloud; a term used to describe a bunch of crusty ashy people in a group or gathering.
“Welcome to Ashyville, musty, dusty, and crusty all in one place.”

“For one bottle of lotion a month you can save a dry ass dude in Ashyville.”

“Bruh this place dome turned into Ashyville.”
Ashyville by LOLXpotatoXLOL March 20, 2021
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assville 

a town which is complete fucking ass hole and is annoying as shit and makes you want to rip your fuckin nipple off, deep fry them, and feed them to your best friends fucking gold fish
red bank and shrewsbury new jersey are fuckin assville
assville by dikembe mutombos November 30, 2011

Asheville nap

When someone ODs on fentanyl and has to be woken up using Narcan.
Imagine this family walking around downtown Asheville:

Kid: "Look ma', the man is sleeping on the ground and drooling on himself"
Mom: "Yep, he's taking an Asheville nap!"

They then keep walking.
Asheville nap by smolkar306 May 28, 2019

Ashevillians 

Ashevillians are an interesting bunch
Ashevillians by JR the great April 7, 2011

Asheville Polyamory

Where a couple is polyamorous until one partner actually has sex with another partner. Then heads roll.
"Yeah, they said they had an open relationship, but it was Asheville Polyamory."

Asheville Curse

The given name to the effect that moving to Asheville, NC has on any unknowing individual. It completely reverses high hopes and aspirations into a complete and total acceptance of mediocrity. The unknowing victim is completely ok with this transformation

Only those who have moved away understand its effects and become immune to the curse.
I had a 3.5 GPA in high school and acceptance to college, but I think working at Office Max for the rest of my life is fine with me. I have succumbed to the Asheville Curse.
Asheville Curse by The Real Shocky January 5, 2012

Asheville High School 

A school in Asheville that has a retarded snow make-up policy.
Person 1: I go to asheville high school and we missed a week of school due to "snow." Now we have no spring break and school on saturdays.

Person 2: That sucks!
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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