3 definitions by The Real Shocky
When you're pressed up against your woman in the shower and the water flow causes a dam of water to form between her breasts
by The Real Shocky March 29, 2015
The given name to the effect that moving to Asheville, NC has on any unknowing individual. It completely reverses high hopes and aspirations into a complete and total acceptance of mediocrity. The unknowing victim is completely ok with this transformation
Only those who have moved away understand its effects and become immune to the curse.
Only those who have moved away understand its effects and become immune to the curse.
I had a 3.5 GPA in high school and acceptance to college, but I think working at Office Max for the rest of my life is fine with me. I have succumbed to the Asheville Curse.
by The Real Shocky January 4, 2012
Soloamory is the practice, desire, or acceptance of loving only thyself. It is distinct from monogamy or polyamory in the fact that one can never love anyone else since no other individual can ever measure up to oneself. Typical traits of the soloamorous include: Elitism, Delusions of Grandeur, Inflated Ego, Positive Sociopathy, and Mirror-Induced erections
Soloamory
by The Real Shocky February 18, 2013