Definitions by smolkar306
Asheville nap
Imagine this family walking around downtown Asheville:
Kid: "Look ma', the man is sleeping on the ground and drooling on himself"
Mom: "Yep, he's taking an Asheville nap!"
They then keep walking.
Kid: "Look ma', the man is sleeping on the ground and drooling on himself"
Mom: "Yep, he's taking an Asheville nap!"
They then keep walking.
Asheville nap by smolkar306 May 28, 2019
White People Broth
It's just a swimming pool, full of white people - during a hot summer day. Also, no quite sure of the cleanness of the water.
Bro 1: "Hey dude, it's hot AF, wanna go to the pool?"
Bro 2: "I don't know man, that water looks like white people broth"
Bro 2: "I don't know man, that water looks like white people broth"
White People Broth by smolkar306 May 28, 2019
Asheville Lunch Break
When someone gets a new job in Asheville but it pays less than $10 an hour and you have to deal with assholes tourists all day. They go on their lunch break on their first day but never come back.
Bro 1: "Dude congrats on the new job, how's first day going?"
Bro 2: "Dude that place is wak af, gotta deal with assholes all day and I'm getting paid shit. I'm gonna take an Asheville Lunch Break, fuck this place!"
Bro 2: "Dude that place is wak af, gotta deal with assholes all day and I'm getting paid shit. I'm gonna take an Asheville Lunch Break, fuck this place!"
Asheville Lunch Break by smolkar306 May 28, 2019