Ashuing

Ashu/Ashued/Ashuing - Verb: To tell someone something outrageous/cool/crazy/or anything, but then you don't tell the rest of the story, leaving the victim curious, confused and unsatisfied.

Guy: Hey Erica I have something crazy to tell you about the cops, dildo, and midgets at the party!!!
Erica: OMG WHAT ABOUT MIDGETS, COPS AND DILDOS?

Guy: Oh fuck nvm.
Erica: WTF STOP Ashuing me!!!!
OR
Erica: FUCK DONT ASHU ME!!!!!!!!

by KrazErica May 13, 2013

Ashington

North east Town in Northumberland, know for its tough environment and even tougher inhabitants.

On Eastenders Phil Mitchell was told by his father in law

"You think your hard? You wouldnt last 5 minutes in Ashington.

by Dazzy Def February 20, 2009

Ashington

A quiet little mining town in the heart of the north east.
It has a reputation for being rough but is infact a friendly place but locals can seem intimidating to people who arent used to their aquaintences.
People from ashington have their own easily recognisable accent known as "pitmatic" and apart from pure geordie is the broadest accepnt in the north east.
A friday night out in ashington is by far the best night out you will have and the lads from there are known for being the best in england for "pleasuring" the ladies!

Famous exports include... jackie&bobby charlton... jackie milburn... martin taylor... steve harmison... peter ramage and sir john hall

"Fancy a night out in Ashington?" "wey aye that would be belter"

quote from ashington..
"areet mate"
"wey aye yasel?"
"aye am gud catch ya later marra"

by ashingtoon February 1, 2009

Ashling

Someone who you love with all of your heart and the only thing you want to do is let them know how much you care for them and how wonderful you think they are. Especially so when they don't entirely believe you and you're left wondering how to make them understand that they're literally the best person in the world for you and perfect in every way for you.

guynumber1: "So I told her how I felt"
guynumber2: "How did she respond ?"
guynumber1: "Typical Ashling response..."

by DefinitelynotLouis May 17, 2015

Ashing

The act of removing the ash left over from smoked marijuana from a smoking device

"Hey man, are you finished ashing that bowl? I wanna load another!"

by SigurJ July 16, 2009

Ashling

1. Irish origin, meaning dreams or dreams of.

2. Its another way of saying or being "Awesome" as in - fears, phuck off fears, we're going Ashling today!

"OMG, I so had a wicked Ashling last night"

"Hey Bob, that was a sweet move in the office today"
"Thanks Joe, I was feeling Ashling all day!"

by ThatGirlThinks November 2, 2011

Assuing

This is when you take the 'me' out of the word 'assuming,' therefore eliminating yourself from the phrase "when you assume, you make an ass out of 'you' and 'me.'" This is only making an ass out of the other person.

Toby "I guarantee that you will get so drunk that you will pass out and get written on with permanent marker."

Jafar "Hey man, when you assume you are making an ass out of you and me!"

Toby "No, I'm assuing. I'm only making an ass out of you."

by dfash December 14, 2009