Assuing
This is when you take the 'me' out of the word 'assuming,' therefore eliminating yourself from the phrase "when you assume, you make an ass out of 'you' and 'me.'" This is only making an ass out of the other person.
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ASSING AROUND
ASSING AROUND by VINNY TUFANO December 25, 2007
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dick assing around
One who cannot get the lead out of thier ass.
One that takes forever to do something; A slowpoke
One that cannot move because its as if they have a dick up thier ass.
A more colorful term for a dipshit.
One that takes forever to do something; A slowpoke
One that cannot move because its as if they have a dick up thier ass.
A more colorful term for a dipshit.
It took forever to get through Walmart checkouts, because the clerk and person in front were dick assing around.
Person A : Sorry I'm late, I was driving behide someone going 20 and the speed limit was 55.
Person B : Yeah, don't you hate it when people dick ass around and you can pass them.
Person A : Sorry I'm late, I was driving behide someone going 20 and the speed limit was 55.
Person B : Yeah, don't you hate it when people dick ass around and you can pass them.
dick assing around by meijer2000 November 19, 2009
Like-assuming
When someone press the Like button on facebook, and you are going to check who liked someones comment, you assume who the liker is. The liker is usually the statuswriter or the poster of something, if someone gives a positive comment towards them.
Like-assuming:
Person A writes a status on facebook: Oh i just won 100 bucks on betting.
Person B writes on the status : Thats because you are so good at betting.
Then when someone likes Person B's and you dont know who it is, you check it, and right before you drag your mouse over the button, you assume it is Person A who likes it because the comment was ment positive towards that person.
Person A writes a status on facebook: Oh i just won 100 bucks on betting.
Person B writes on the status : Thats because you are so good at betting.
Then when someone likes Person B's and you dont know who it is, you check it, and right before you drag your mouse over the button, you assume it is Person A who likes it because the comment was ment positive towards that person.
Like-assuming by facebookliker69 April 28, 2011
Assting
When you intentionally eat something that will cause you to forcefully evacuate your bowels. Leaving you feeling fresh and cleaned out.
Assting by Dirty_Ferg March 6, 2021
Assuming Harkness
Assuming Harkness by NikeAgXY December 30, 2011
half assing
half assing by kalina ontriguez March 21, 2010
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