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Ashlahn is a type of girl that's trust worthy, hilarious and has a love for sports. She loves making everyone laugh and always puts her friends first, so go check up on her from time to time. Although she may not be strong in academic wise she still passes her subjects but she is great at sports. She tries any new sports and will get better cuz thats how goated she is. She probably has a lot of siblings and she is also a gamer gurl. If u got an Ashlahn in ur life, keep her and cherish her cuz shes one of a kind :)
"Oi look its Ashlahn, wassup g"

"Yea u know the girl Ashlahn, shes the goat man"
Ashlahn by shitakumushrooms November 22, 2021
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Ashland Oregon 

A beautiful quaint town on Southern Oregon surrounded by mountains. There is much to do outdoors including hiking, skiing, mountain biking. But other than that in Town the only thing to do is to drink at bars. The city council and the chamber of commerced have been successful at squashing any attempts at creativity because they see it as competition to the main tourist attraction: The Shakespeare Festival. So there is no venue for bands to play unless you are a big well known band, but the town is too small to draw a big enough crowd. The people there are very interesting. New Agers, hippies, burners, artists, stoners, single moms, and crazy people. Everyone has dated everyone else. Nobody has a job but they grow weed. Relationships don't last so people turn to drugs and alcohol. The town is a bubble of beauty and unreality leading some people to think that there is something added to the water supply. There literally is water fountains that have lithium in the water. It is hard to leave and once you have been there, you will always come back.
I miss Ashland Oregon, it is so easy there!
Ashland Oregon by powderheader February 26, 2011
A really funny guy/girl that's really chill and everybody loves. Is outgoing and has a positive look on everything and does their own thing
Wow I love Jack he's so funny and chill such a Ashlan
Ashlan by Fjgjff March 31, 2017
Ashkahn is a forever major person of extreme significance. Through extremely superior professionalism, excellent and supreme knowledge base, and beyond amazing intercollegial skills, Ashkahn only surmounts and forever impressed his peers.

The level of total scientific knowledge, mathematical knowledge, and total knowledge I the Ashkahn represents only inspired everyone to achieve greater things.

No thing or no body, can surpass the Ashkahn, for he is the gold standard by which all things are measured.

It was said that not even light could escape Ashkahn's gravity and presence.
Ashkahn, you are too dangerous to take call because of the way you might surmount your peers, your enormous knowledge base which may crush those around you, and your beyond amazing intercollegial skills which may very well pierce through those around you.
Ashkahn by Bravs566 September 11, 2018

Ashland City 

Breeding ground for the Redneck population of Tennessee. Some consider it the Redneck Captial of the South. Most of her residents prefer their hair short in the front and long in the back, a Tennessee Tophat if you will.

Many a roofer have found their way here in search of gainful employment with moderate success.
Pam: We gon get us a biscuit and a pepsssi down der at Arnge's Market on Bear Waller. They got the best biscuit's in all of Ashland City.
Ashland City by Justin April 19, 2005

ashlawn school 

The shittiest school in the UK by far . No other schools has a variety of neeks and drug dealers quite like Ashlawn . Not to forget the outstanding headteacher who didn’t steal all their money ;) . The school is situated on drugby and is one of the worst in the uk
Oh you poor thing , you go to Ashlawn School ?
ashlawn school by Olioli October 16, 2019

Ashland Highschool 

Mostly consists of white kids, a brazillion here n there, and like 5 n a half black kids. everyone u meet there is a stoner, go up to some1 and ask them to blaze n 9/10 times they'll say hellz yes n 7/10 times they'll even match you. there the usual social group as like any other school. lotta jocks, gay preps, skaters, nerds ect. the girls there dress mad slutty but hardly ever put out, you havta drive to framingham if you want to get laid. principal is mr cummings.. seriously never become a fuckin principle if ur last name is cummings, its 2 easy. teachers suck, to the crack head math teachers to the 50 replacment english teachers cuz they always getting knocked up and going on maternity leave. ashland aint that bad tho, i mean we got the skate park..o wait.. well we have the rope swing?...o ya they cut that down...well we have a train station?....god we suck..
where do you go to school?

ashland highschool...

..im sorry
Ashland Highschool by rawwrrrr October 17, 2008
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
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