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Ashkahn is a forever major person of extreme significance. Through extremely superior professionalism, excellent and supreme knowledge base, and beyond amazing intercollegial skills, Ashkahn only surmounts and forever impressed his peers.

The level of total scientific knowledge, mathematical knowledge, and total knowledge I the Ashkahn represents only inspired everyone to achieve greater things.

No thing or no body, can surpass the Ashkahn, for he is the gold standard by which all things are measured.

It was said that not even light could escape Ashkahn's gravity and presence.
Ashkahn, you are too dangerous to take call because of the way you might surmount your peers, your enormous knowledge base which may crush those around you, and your beyond amazing intercollegial skills which may very well pierce through those around you.
Ashkahn by Bravs566 September 11, 2018
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Ashkan is the name of the old king in Iran.
He is a very classic Persian boy with modern values.
He's an amazing artist, both on the guitar and behind the camera.
When you meet an Ashkan you may think he be shy at first but it's worth getting to know him because he's an amazing friend with a big heart.
Beware though, he has a temper, so don't tick him off.
All in all, he's worth befriending and will likely keep you entertained with spongebob memes and Persian jokes.
"That guy's so good on the guitar!"

"Yup. That's Ashkan for ya"
Ashkan by @soundbyak June 23, 2018
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Ashkan is a Persian name meaning a "FUCKING LEGEND". Ashkan is smart as hell and can do whatever the fuck he wants. He can even rule the world if he wants to but for him, this things are only a game, so he tries to enjoy the simplest things with his friends...
Alexis Texas: "Ashkan can you come here tonight?"
Ashkan: "Baby I am going to mars now, I'll come by to your house before I leave earth tho."
Ashkan by Nowpan December 11, 2019
The name (ashkan) is the third dynasty of persian kings.
It is a powerfull name and figure. Normally people who are called ashkan are intellectually gifted and a gift to mankind.
All Ashkan's in the world.
ashkan by ASHKAN December 14, 2006
He is a big memer and hates flat earthers.
Fucking hell, here comes ASHKAN
Ashkan by BY MEMES123 August 26, 2019
a really cool persian kid who is good at soccer and is just an overall cool person and dont forget hes persian
man i wish i was as cool as ashkaan
look at ashkaan, hes so good at soccer
ashkaan by urmomshomee June 5, 2011
Ashkan is alright. hes into gaming and has his moments, god bless the man for not being like the other 3 IANNNN, radhay and Roilly
guy 1: hi ashkan
ashkan: hey fucker
IANNNN: HEYYYY
ashkan: BE GONE THOT
Ashkan by ianenjoyer June 6, 2021
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