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Ageless Beauty 

A woman so jacked up on Botox that it is nearly impossible to guess her real age.
The Carny was off by 20 years trying to guess how old the Ageless Beauty was. He had to cough up the giant stuffed animal!
Ageless Beauty by will bitten October 2, 2016
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A Group of young intelectuals that are trying to solve world hunger. They have many times been in diplomatic conflict with the state of Uganda for causing female genital mutilation, which involves much diplomatic rulement in uganda. They make music to play in the national ugandan government hall. They had much inspiration from teaching african children in rwanda javascript, and gave away many Imacs that many couldnt use becuase they dont have electrical connections. Aseben introduced Venezuela and Zimbabwe to Crypto Currency, which saved their economy from collapse and gave them a stable income. Aseben introduced Venezuela to rune scape and gave them a stable income.

We are dreamers, Intelectuals, and want to abolish female genital mutilation in europe and in certain parts of asia. Aseben started off with as a Facebook Selena Gomez & Justin Bieber fan club, but then expanded into the music buissnes and into the Diplomatic disaprity between uganda. Cureently They are trying to figure out how to put trees on the moon. They made a simulation of minecraft that is only available in space and on jupiter that allows you to erase the middle class.
Girlfriend: Hey babe.
Boyfriend: Hey Babe,
Girlfriend: how do you think the economical crisis is going in venezuela?
Boyfriend: Aseben saved it, Dont worry woman.
Aseben by Jeremy Wingere April 5, 2021
Asere from the Efik-language (of Nigeria). A greeting of the Afro-Cuban which means, "I salute you"; "I hail you"; "I greet you"

In the present day, it is a common greeting among Cubans. Meaning friend, buddy, homie, dude, etc.
¿Que bola, asere? "How's it going, buddy?"

The bolá within ¿Que bola? Is from the Igbo-language (of eastern Nigeria). This derives from an Igbo greeting given in the morning "Ibola" The literal meaning of bola is "have you woken?" but is used to say "good morning"
asere by Afrodisaspora female December 25, 2018
A beautiful Women who is not only smart but very Adorable she can make any man do what she wants with a puff of her cheeks *o* her norwegian accent is sexy as hell but be careful men Her protector Daniel is vicious if you try to hurt her in any way shape or form he will tear you to shred's
Guy1: wow who is that sexy women her beauty is outstanding Guy2: oh that's Adelen better be careful though she has a protector that Daniel is like a monster
Adelen by Her protector January 17, 2013

The adele 

When you put one finger in her pussy and one in her asshole and can feel each finger through the little wall separating them. "Hello, from the other side"
Did you hook up with her?

Yup, I did the adele on her all night and got smelly fingers
The adele by Adeleguy October 19, 2017
An aseel is a female angel that has fallen to earth and took the form of a very beautiful woman. The word “aseel” is also used to describe a woman who is perfect in every way, from her head to her toe and to her soul. An aseel is loved by many and hated by only a few and has no room in her heart for hatred, and when she loves someone she truly does with all her heart. Having in aseel in your life is like winning the lottery, its pretty hard to find but when you find it its worth scratching all those tickets.
OMG look at that woman, she is an aseel, i cant take my eyes off her !
Aseel by GotTheHots4Sooli April 18, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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