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When someone has the word "Ageless" in their bio, profile or carrd, etc. it means this person does not identify with their legal age. This can be because they don't wish their age to be public, or because they don't act like their age (older or younger is both possible, "mature" or "immature"). This is typically used by neurodivergent people who also prefer to identify as fictional characters, but not in a fictionkin or delusional irl sense.
"My friend's rentry says "ageless immature" what does this mean?"

It means the person does not identify with their legally registered age and tend to act immature or younger.
Ageless by Envyious March 27, 2024
When someone has the word "Ageless" in their bio, profile or carrd, etc. it means this person does not identify with their legal age. This can be because they don't wish their age to be public, or because they don't act like their age (older or younger is both possible, "mature" or "immature"). This is typically used by neurodivergent people who also prefer to identify as fictional characters, but not in a fictionkin or delusional irl sense.
"My friend's rentry says "ageless immature" what does this mean?"

It means the person does not identify with their legally registered age and tend to act immature or younger.
Ageless by Envyious March 27, 2024

Ageless Beauty 

A woman so jacked up on Botox that it is nearly impossible to guess her real age.
The Carny was off by 20 years trying to guess how old the Ageless Beauty was. He had to cough up the giant stuffed animal!
Ageless Beauty by will bitten October 2, 2016

Ageless male model bill Oneill the original marlboro man 

Ageless male all round mans man never ages only gets better looking my friend. Lives large lively.
When he drinks beer he drinks it all. Ageless male model bill Oneill the original marlboro man

Ageless Wonder 

Someone who never reveals their age and never seems to celebrate a birthday. If somehow you happen upon this information and share it with others they’ll take it very offensively.
Jackie is an ageless wonder. No matter how many times I ask she won't tell me how old she is or when her birthday is
Ageless Wonder by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010

The ageless policy 

This term is used only for the most shit-tacular bands. it can also be used to describe a homosexual.
that guy loves the sausage he is such an ageless policy
The ageless policy by woulja blowme September 15, 2004
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Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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