Aseed 

Aseed'S natural habitat is in the Himalayas where he steals WiFi from McDonald's in order to fuel his addiction for hot cheetos and mountain dew. He enjoys interpretive dance and also roams the hot plains of najeeb and imrans trap house .

Hey look at that dank aseed eating that dank dank

Aseed by Ganga gang July 6, 2016

the person who asked

a mythical person that exists not in our simple understanding for the world, but beyond, out of this realm. No one can find him, he is omnipotent yet nothing. there is currently an ongoing hunt to find the person who asked.

man: yo where the person who asked?
me: idk lol

the person who asked by the person who asked April 22, 2020

Quarter assed

When you can't even muster half of an ass to do something you deem undesirable, such as mowing your lawn, writing a book report, or raising your children.

My boss told me to have the sales figures drawn up on the double. It was Friday afternoon, so I put together a quarter assed powerpoint presentation for the meeting.

Quarter assed by gimmedatsammich February 14, 2012

The guy who asked 

A legendary character full of gigachad energy. He is willing to save you from any situation in which no one asked.

Yo bro do you know the guy who asked?

The guy who asked by ToxicAdam July 12, 2022

Who asked? 

the most unimaginative, barely original and annoying "comeback" someone could have their shuffling cards shit out.

"Who asked?"
"I dont care if you didnt ask you fucking loser, this is why nobody likes you."

Who asked? by The TallyMid Exterminator October 1, 2020

Aseel 

An aseel is a female angel that has fallen to earth and took the form of a very beautiful woman. The word “aseel” is also used to describe a woman who is perfect in every way, from her head to her toe and to her soul. An aseel is loved by many and hated by only a few and has no room in her heart for hatred, and when she loves someone she truly does with all her heart. Having in aseel in your life is like winning the lottery, its pretty hard to find but when you find it its worth scratching all those tickets.

OMG look at that woman, she is an aseel, i cant take my eyes off her !

Aseel by GotTheHots4Sooli April 18, 2019

Aseel 

Aseel is a girl which is smart, angelic, beautiful and when she loves someone she she truly does.

Trustworthy, caring and forgive people no matter what they did. She’s so pure and the kindest person you will ever know
She's a perfect secret-keeper.
She tries her best in everything but sometimes she's lazy. Shes an introvert, active and creative, Support optimism. Make people around happier and smile. Can’t leave anyone sad. She's an angle who had fallen on earth to make your life better. You may not see how much she cares about you. Even if she said she hates you. This is not true. She will never let it go. She's kinder than anybody. She doesn’t care about looks but care about personality. If you lost her, you lost life.

Hey you
Don’t lose your aseel

Aseel by Mostbekano,etr November 23, 2019