Aryanitis

Aryanitis is when you act like Aryan Tandon and grind your IXL diagnostic up to max just to brag to your friends.

I think John has Aryanitis

Aryanitis by poiiop09 May 9, 2020

Artaintist 

A tattoo artist who specializes in butthole/taint area.

I could almost feel his mustache on my Gooch as Big Baloo, the artaintist, made my butthole look like Homer Simpson with a 5 o' clock shadow

Artaintist by GeniusSex October 22, 2022

Asianitis 

1. When someone not of the Asian race studies all day and get straight As, eats fried rice with chopsticks, or does something else a stereotypical Asian would do.
2. The second phase in Yellow Fever.
3. When you hang around Asians too much and start to think like them.

(A white person hanging around with a group of Asians.)
White: Hey let's go to the dollar store and look for stuff in the clearance section!
Asian: Yeah! Hey, you're really starting to think like us!
White: Oh, I think I'm gonna head home.
Asian: Why, we just got here?
White: I think I'm suffering from Asianitis.
Asian: Oh there's a cure for that; go visit Ireland.

Asianitis by asian with big eyes June 24, 2010

Ryanitis 

A pathological disorder which compels its victims to trespass into charitable organizations and pretend to undertake tasks which have already been performed; to pretend to be doing something.

-Did you see that politician pretending to wash a pot that had already been washed at an impromptu photo option?

Yeah, I've learned he's going into rehab for a bad case of Ryanitis.

Ryanitis by Joseph Geron October 19, 2012

Bryanitis 

Bryanitis- A new recently discovered disease that affects the mental state this disease has no cure has a death rate of 100% patient zero is know as Bryan Perez

Side effects : fucking your cousin, urge to fuck guys, retardness

I need a hospital I have the bryanitis

Have you guys heard of bryanitis that shits deadly

I’m tryna fuck my cousin oh shit I think I have a bad case of the bryanitis

Bryanitis by Bryanitis June 9, 2018

sofia antanitis 

an anonymous term for a an std

Dude i got with this chick last night and a sofia antanitis

sofia antanitis by big sexy boy March 1, 2017

Asianitis 

Typically all people suffering from asianitis are mistaken as being another race, when in fact they are suffering from a disease that makes them good at: video games, dancing, fashion, math, and etc. Disabilities include: bad accents, having weird interests, and an obsession with old school hip-hop.

Bob: Hey look! It's that asian kid!

Joe: Hey now, don't point out the asian. He's had enough suffering from asianitis.

Asianitis by Blazn-azn March 28, 2009