Ryanitis 

A pathological disorder which compels its victims to trespass into charitable organizations and pretend to undertake tasks which have already been performed; to pretend to be doing something.

-Did you see that politician pretending to wash a pot that had already been washed at an impromptu photo option?

Yeah, I've learned he's going into rehab for a bad case of Ryanitis.

Ryanitis by Joseph Geron October 19, 2012

Ryanitis 

A rare condition where you know in your head what to do when simracing, yet through divine intervention cannot achieve your goal. Symptoms last 18 months to 2 years

Mate you'd be faster if you didn't suffer from Ryanitis

Ryanitis by Daga Kotawaru May 18, 2025