Armanitis

When you get so sick you have sex with your cat. Or mom

Armanitis is a bad diesease

Armanitis by Arman is a crap May 28, 2016

Amazitistical

Amazing fantastic incredible

Something that is so good there's not one word good enough to describe it

that was amazitistical

Amazitistical by Rapisthippo July 7, 2011

Artaintist 

A tattoo artist who specializes in butthole/taint area.

I could almost feel his mustache on my Gooch as Big Baloo, the artaintist, made my butthole look like Homer Simpson with a 5 o' clock shadow

Artaintist by GeniusSex October 22, 2022

Asianitis 

1. When someone not of the Asian race studies all day and get straight As, eats fried rice with chopsticks, or does something else a stereotypical Asian would do.
2. The second phase in Yellow Fever.
3. When you hang around Asians too much and start to think like them.

(A white person hanging around with a group of Asians.)
White: Hey let's go to the dollar store and look for stuff in the clearance section!
Asian: Yeah! Hey, you're really starting to think like us!
White: Oh, I think I'm gonna head home.
Asian: Why, we just got here?
White: I think I'm suffering from Asianitis.
Asian: Oh there's a cure for that; go visit Ireland.

Asianitis by asian with big eyes June 24, 2010

amanitine

A generic term for the poisons of the "Destroying Angel" or "Death Cap" mushroom (Amanita phalloides). The primary and most toxic of these poisons is alpha-amanitin. It kills by destroying the liver and kidneys, as well as other organs in the body by inhibiting RNA polymerase - specifically killing the cells of the body.

"Buddy read somewhere that the people in eastern Siberia got high on amanitine and decided to fry up a Death Cap and have it with fava beans and a nice chianti last week. The viewing is tomorrow, and the funeral is Sunday.... "

amanitine by Cajun Scientist November 21, 2013

Amazitis 

The uncontrollable compulsion to look outside the front door to see if you have any packages from Amazon , even if you haven't ordered anything recently.

Honey , why do you keep looking out the front door? OK I admit it, I have a bad case of Amazitis and I can't help myself!

Amazitis by CRKAuthor November 6, 2017

armantas 

a handy caped person who likes to watch blowjobs

you are a fucking armantas u cock

armantas by gy sit December 17, 2017