Awanitis

When young members of a not so civilized society sit in a dark office room, plotting heinous sex crimes.

"i'm gonna slit your throat and fuck your wound" is a common symptom of awanitis

by aligean March 15, 2012

Alanitis

1. A feeling caused by a void in your heart due to a lack of Alan.

Matthew: I miss Alan so much!
Max: You must have alanitis. We all have it.

by Ang Badang April 9, 2016