Bryanitis 

Bryanitis- A new recently discovered disease that affects the mental state this disease has no cure has a death rate of 100% patient zero is know as Bryan Perez

Side effects : fucking your cousin, urge to fuck guys, retardness

I need a hospital I have the bryanitis

Have you guys heard of bryanitis that shits deadly

I’m tryna fuck my cousin oh shit I think I have a bad case of the bryanitis

Bryanitis by Bryanitis June 9, 2018

Bryanitis 

A condition where one embraces being a monke; both physically and mentally.

Person 1: Did you here about the latest Bryanitis epidemic

Person 2 (with Bryanitis): oohoohaahaah

Bryanitis by taewithkookie March 22, 2023

boganitis 

A term used to describe a normally civilized person. These infected with boganitis may find themselves using trends that bogans use. Such examples include:

1. Enhanced swear word vocabulary.
2. Develops a fondness for canned alcohol/beer.
3. Doesn't see the point in shaving anymore.
4. Will wear singlets (typically blue or white) to any occaison.

John told me to "fuckin' hand me another VB, ya lazy fuck!". That's what I heard of it, I couldn't hear him properly through his beard. I think he has boganitis.

boganitis by bolshoi May 28, 2007

Braitism 

When your super athletic need to have perfect hair and are super fucking stupid usually starting with martism.

That home run hitter has braitism like hitler.

Braitism by Goober Gauden April 29, 2019

Balanitis 

n. Bacterial, viral, or fungal inflammation of the head of the penis. Can also be caused by cleaning the penis too often. 7.6 cases per 100 men at risk in circumcised men and 14.4 cases per 100 men at risk among uncircumcised men. Most of the time, circumcision or a carbon dioxide laser are the preferred methods of treatment. One can avoid circumcision if treated with the Er:YAG laser in most cases.

This man has balanitis because he washed his penis too often with harsh soaps.

Balanitis by urologistdude September 2, 2009

Ryanitis 

A pathological disorder which compels its victims to trespass into charitable organizations and pretend to undertake tasks which have already been performed; to pretend to be doing something.

-Did you see that politician pretending to wash a pot that had already been washed at an impromptu photo option?

Yeah, I've learned he's going into rehab for a bad case of Ryanitis.

Ryanitis by Joseph Geron October 19, 2012

Bryanting 

Directing your subordinates to do something contrary to their best interest or against accepted standard practices out of ignorance.

Bryants generally react to criticism of these acts with a bluster of over-confidence or an appeal to authority, to make themselves appear correct by default.

The project took a turn for the worst today, due to the manager's Bryanting.

Bryanting by ULTRABAD September 20, 2017