IXL

A stupid ass website that teachers assign tostudent to make them depressed, stressed, and want to die. For some reason they keep assigning it even though everyone complains about it.
Teacher (walking up to the gates of hell): Why am I in hell Satan, I thought I was a good person?

Satan (pulling a blue raspberry lollipop out of his mouth): bitch you assigned IXL you’re more like Satan than me. *throws devil horns to teacher* Thanks for stealing my job bitch, enjoy.
by Hijamiha November 08, 2018
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(Noun) A "Educational Learning Program" that makes you want to throw your Dell laptop out the window.
What happened to your laptop?
I was doing IXL.
Oh...
by HipsterHero November 02, 2017
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Stupid ass bitch ass website that causes more deaths than anything in the world. Apparently in the App Store it has good ratings but we need to stop that. If u are on apple go there and give it a thumbs down. Plz no one likes that website and teachers do. We need to REBELL
Do you know that that dumbass website called IXL has more deaths than anything in the world
It causes Eye Ligma
A lot of kids suicide from that shit
by IXL is gay April 04, 2019
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A hellhole website that is torture for children, you lose a shit load of points if you get a question wrong and you get very little points when you get a question right. You are forced to deal with a smartscore and a timer which is just gonna make kids even more stressed out. The explanations when you answer a question wrong are bullshit and don't give understanding information. I swear IXL has a bunch of trick questions, moral of the story is, IXL is bullshit and is bad for children, it doesn't teach you anything and all it does is make you stressed out. IXL should be called IXHell.

P.S. do not be fouled by the innocent website cover, they used that as a scare-tactic to get you to use the program thinking it's an innocent and easy website.
"Oh dude, what happend to your computer?!"
"Oh um, it was IXL."
"Ohhhh, makes perfect sense."
by Firealarm4 May 28, 2020
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"Do your IXLs"

-Dumb ass teacher
by ditto.png April 29, 2019
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A website that teacher and school district use to torture their students to the point, that they throw their computers out the window,cuss, pull out their hair, and break things.

(The smart score is rigged against students)
Person one: Why do you have a huge bald spot and no computer?

Person two: I did IXL and it sucks
by Average student 101 November 18, 2020
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this fucking website destroyed my grades saying you can touch cold fucking air like wtf. L got a fucking D-
Ixl got me grade grades.And it gave me a melted brain
by IXL is gay January 05, 2022
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