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Artte is a person whom with you want to spend your time with and actually, Artte is THE person you want to spend your time with. Girls beware! And also he will drink you under the table.
"Uh, I don't remember almost anything about last night except that I saw Artte and we got really hammered together, one of the greatest nights of my life!"
Artte by E718 February 3, 2010
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Junkular Artery

Another way to refer to the male genitalia.
I just got kicked in my junkular artery! I'm in pain!
Junkular Artery by SlkRk11 November 17, 2013
A very unique and mysterious person. Not very well known. Somewhere from Europe Ukraine/Russia. Shows equal energy and can be your greatest friend or your worst enemy. A kind person who tends to put people infront of himself and that tends to be a killer trait because it can cause him to forget about treating himself. Overall a great person to be around, knows how to shine light on situations that are difficult and can be anything you want him to be. What you see is what you get;)
do you know who artem is?
Artem by Pheonix980 September 10, 2020

artenisa 

Usually a girl with a big ass who also has a nice face. Very outgoing and not shy. Has a lot of talents and skills. All boys want her.
Oh my God, Joanne, look at Artenisa's body. I'm so jealous of her!
artenisa by freshasf December 26, 2016
A very cold and intimidating person at first, but he’s pretty funny when you get to know him. He’s also a very weird person who likes joking around and messing with people. He’s a pretty good artist, and he loves to play video games; especially FPS. At times, he has this weird bloodlust. He also really likes anime, and used to be such a big Weeb. He also has a bush on top of his head, for hair. He can be both an angel and a demon. He can be quiet and anxious sometimes, but that’s okay. He’s sensitive, but not weak. He’s very strong and scary, but he’s also pretty cute and kind. Under all of his layers, he’s got a heart of gold.
Damn, Artem’s got a huge penis.
Artem by LilacLeaf May 11, 2021

Artemisia 

Artemisia is unforgettable. She's dynamic, visionary and able to make constructive use of freedom. Though she might come off as shy at first, she's a no nonsense rebel and knows how to have fun. She's cool and lifts your head when you're upset and she's the funniest most playful girl to be with. She'll do anything for the people she cares about, stick up for you and listen. It's advised that you don't get on her bad side.
She's absolutely gorgeous inside and out, unbelievably sexy and has vigorous passion not to mention amazing at everything sexual and entertaining. She has a seductive voice, deep alluring eyes, beautiful hair and is a tomboy at heart who craves adventure. She's creative, innovative and naturally talented in the arts. Intelligent and witty but unlike most humble about what she does. She has a deep and inner desire to understand and analyze the world they live in and learn the deeper truths which is why she's so curious She's an independent, sassy, woman who is known for being a heartbreaker and kicking ass. Most often she's misunderstood and has had to deal with issues on her own but still comes out stronger than before. The mystery and unpredictability of her will leave you coming back for more. The more she reveals about herself the more you'll fall in love, but once she's fallen for you. You never go back.
I think I’m in love with Artemisia
Artemisia by memesarehot June 10, 2018
Some One Who Is Stupid As Crap.
Dude, i owned you so bad.... that you arent an artard at this game, you are an arterd!
arterd by Shep O'Neal November 9, 2007
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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