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A retard as mentioned in South Park. Complete moron, absolute idiot.
You are such an artard!
artard by Mike the PIUMP March 10, 2003
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Someone so retarded that calling them a retard would actually be a compliment. Someone so retarded that you feel like you are talking to someone's pet.
Tomany spells wrist r-i-s-t, he is such an aretard.
Aretard by Gab21B July 7, 2011
Most Notably Recognized from Southpark Episode "Make Love, not Warcraft", where Stan calls his dad an Ardtard for not knowing about World of Warcraft, and MMORPGs.

Usually referring to a person of lower wits, closely related to a retard, an uninformed idiot.
"I am socializing with people from all over the world, ardtard, its called MMORPG..."
ardtard by Gabriel228Markham October 24, 2006
An inncorect way to spell /r/-tard which is a reference to certain people on the 4-chan boards. Referenced in South Park and correctly spelled if you had captions on.
Stan: I am socializing /r/-tard(artard). I'm on an MMORPG gaining XP with my friends using Team Speak!

Randy: ....I'm not an /r/-tard(artard).
artard by Dude#10230213 November 21, 2006
a retard compared to other retards; qualities of extreme stupidity
John is such an artard!
artard by jose santos May 13, 2005
Is a last name that is often last name in Australia.
often people with the last name Attard are very rich
":Wow look how rich James Attard has gotten"
attard by DOW-3LL July 21, 2006
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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