Arftard 

1.Is a person acting so retarded (but the person is not mental retarded) that you want to call them a fucking retard. In stead you can call that person a arftrad.

2. A dog that is retarded

you arftard that was my last dime of weed.

That is a arftard of a dog.

Arftard by Pothead Jones February 8, 2007

artard 

A retard as mentioned in South Park. Complete moron, absolute idiot.

You are such an artard!

artard by Mike the PIUMP March 10, 2003

Aretard 

Someone so retarded that calling them a retard would actually be a compliment. Someone so retarded that you feel like you are talking to someone's pet.

Tomany spells wrist r-i-s-t, he is such an aretard.

Aretard by Gab21B July 7, 2011

ardtard

Most Notably Recognized from Southpark Episode "Make Love, not Warcraft", where Stan calls his dad an Ardtard for not knowing about World of Warcraft, and MMORPGs.

Usually referring to a person of lower wits, closely related to a retard, an uninformed idiot.

"I am socializing with people from all over the world, ardtard, its called MMORPG..."

ardtard by Gabriel228Markham October 24, 2006

artard 

An inncorect way to spell /r/-tard which is a reference to certain people on the 4-chan boards. Referenced in South Park and correctly spelled if you had captions on.

Stan: I am socializing /r/-tard(artard). I'm on an MMORPG gaining XP with my friends using Team Speak!

Randy: ....I'm not an /r/-tard(artard).

artard by Dude#10230213 November 21, 2006

artard 

a retard compared to other retards; qualities of extreme stupidity

John is such an artard!

artard by jose santos May 13, 2005

artard 

a person of significant stupidity; one who give the impression he is a retard

That artard just drove the wrong way down the street.

artard by w dawg March 4, 2004