Is a last name that is often last name in Australia.
often people with the last name Attard are very rich
often people with the last name Attard are very rich
by DOW-3LL July 21, 2006
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Grow up, people; you are a discredit to your (my) philosophical position.
Grow up, people; you are a discredit to your (my) philosophical position.
by fleetmouse July 30, 2008
Get the athtard mug.A person who derives vastly more enjoyment from drawing people into his tiresome rants than actually participating in whatever he is ranting about. Named after a participant on an auto racing forum who spends five days ranting online about tiresome minutiae for every two days spent racing.
"Aktards only serve to drive people away from the forums."
"After a short time, people will get tired of aktarded behavior and they'll just want the aktard to go away."
"After a short time, people will get tired of aktarded behavior and they'll just want the aktard to go away."
by Club Racer December 7, 2006
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by Club Racer December 7, 2006
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by Mike the PIUMP March 10, 2003
Get the artard mug.A code name for when a male masturbates, because when you grab your saft, it's similar to grabbing the controler of an old attari system
Fred: hey dude what you been doing lately?
Bill: oh just playing A LOT of attari. You feel me?
Fred: are you serious? That's disgusting; get a girlfriend.
While your "playing attari" in your room:
Mom: hey jimmy, what are you doing in there?
You: (nervously) oh nothing mom, just playing attari
Mom: oh okay, have fun!
Mom looks at dad: kids and their video games.
Dad: since when did he get an attari.....?
Bill: oh just playing A LOT of attari. You feel me?
Fred: are you serious? That's disgusting; get a girlfriend.
While your "playing attari" in your room:
Mom: hey jimmy, what are you doing in there?
You: (nervously) oh nothing mom, just playing attari
Mom: oh okay, have fun!
Mom looks at dad: kids and their video games.
Dad: since when did he get an attari.....?
by Ted Theodore Nugeunt March 18, 2009
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