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Town in Malta. Very common last name there. It is origin Italian.
Payton Attard lives in Attard, Malta.
Attard by paytonbabee July 18, 2009
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attard Attardé Attardo artard Attar ATARD Autard AItard aktard artarded
An atheist who behaves like a cross between a 14 year old black metal fan and a foulmouthed drunken college student reading Ayn Rand for the first time. This is what Christians are talking about when they say that atheists are morally and intellectually bankrupt.

Grow up, people; you are a discredit to your (my) philosophical position.
"Those guys from Atheist Network? Pure athtards. They don't deserve the steam off my pee."
athtard by fleetmouse July 30, 2008
A person who derives vastly more enjoyment from drawing people into his tiresome rants than actually participating in whatever he is ranting about. Named after a participant on an auto racing forum who spends five days ranting online about tiresome minutiae for every two days spent racing.
"Aktards only serve to drive people away from the forums."

"After a short time, people will get tired of aktarded behavior and they'll just want the aktard to go away."
aktard by Club Racer December 7, 2006
A person who derives vastly more enjoyment from drawing people into his tiresome rants than actually participating in whatever he is ranting about. Named after a participant on a well-know automobile club racing forum who spends five days complaining about tiresome minutiae for every two days racing.
"Man, this forum needs more racers and fewer aktards."
aktard by Club Racer December 7, 2006
A retard as mentioned in South Park. Complete moron, absolute idiot.
You are such an artard!
artard by Mike the PIUMP March 10, 2003

playing attari 

A code name for when a male masturbates, because when you grab your saft, it's similar to grabbing the controler of an old attari system
Fred: hey dude what you been doing lately?
Bill: oh just playing A LOT of attari. You feel me?
Fred: are you serious? That's disgusting; get a girlfriend.



While your "playing attari" in your room:

Mom: hey jimmy, what are you doing in there?
You: (nervously) oh nothing mom, just playing attari
Mom: oh okay, have fun!
Mom looks at dad: kids and their video games.
Dad: since when did he get an attari.....?