art-tarded

means that you can't draw worth shit. When you make a master peice, it looks like a 2 year old just picked up a crayon for the first time, and you are happy with that. also know as artistically challenged

"Dude, what the fuck is that?"
"Don't tease me, I'm art-tarded"

by GummyBear September 21, 2004

art-tard

Any one of several fashion-forward individuals expressing opinions about visual representation at snooty openings

"I went to the opening to take advantage of the open bar, but the art-tards drove me outta Midtown in about 20 minutes."

by hammerhorn July 22, 2007