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Artifistal Insemination 

An act in which a man will masturbate and ejaculate into his hand.
Armed with a full hand of semen, he will make a fist and forcefully thrust his fist into his female companion's vagina. Once inside, he opens the fist and releases his seed deep into her uterus.
John and Jessie couldn't concieve, so john tried the radical new method called artifistal insemination.... There was blood
Artifistal Insemination by shame-us October 18, 2008
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artificial insemination 

One more step in the Feminist movement's plan to eliminate the male gender.
Women already say they don't need men to be happy, artificial insemination means they don't need them to procreate either.

artificial insemination 

The process of two people (male, female) that hate each other yet still want to have a kid
Your parents hated each other yet through the amazing 21st century's artificial insemination they had you
artificial insemination by Orman November 1, 2016

artificial insemination 

procreation without recreation.
betty could not be impregnated through sexual intercourse (no matter how much fun she had trying), so she was artificially inseminated in order to have a baby.
artificial insemination by beckym August 21, 2003

Artificial insemination 

Artificial insemination is when a three way with two guys and one girl is taking place, first one guy must give the other guy a blow job till he ejaculates in the other guys mouth, the man must not swallow nor spit out the seven, he then proceeds to eat out the woman's vagina releasing the sperm into her vagina
Hey dude remember how you said I wouldn't be all to get anyone to do that artificial insemination thing with me and my girlfriend, well I got Kody to do it with us.

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