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Artifict 

Unlike an artifact, an artifict is an uncovered object with a fictional history.
I recently uncovered an artifict in my attic. Apparently it belonged to a priest.
Artifict by A Strange Case June 15, 2009
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Rare Indian Artifact

Discovering a full bottle of beer and or a bottle of booze on the side of the road on an Indian Rez.
When we drove to the Rez to get our cheap smokes we noticed a Rare Indian Artifact just laying in a ditch.

artificial stupidity 

artificial stupidity is when a natural brunette who dyes/highlights their hair blonde claims a "blonde moment" to make an excuse for a stupid move.
Eric "That was dumb!"
Ann Marie "Sorry. I had a 'blonde moment.'"
Eric "But you're not a REAL blonde! You had artificial stupidity!"
artificial stupidity by AMarie0908 August 16, 2010

artifact children 

Term invented (or at least popularized) by the late musician Frank Zappa to describe children conceived primarily for the experience of having them.
"There seems to be this trend for the young modern parent to have a child for these reasons: For the woman to experience the miracle of childbirth and for the young couple to raise their precious child to be this immaculate artifact of modern society. If people think today's punk kids are repulsive, wait until they see what these little artifact children are going to do."

Frank Zappa

Artificiate 

1. The verb form of artificial; to create something by human means.

2. Human fabrication of a tension, situation, or feeling typically appealing to the common citizen/follower intended to cause or prevent conflict.
1. The human invention of the automobile was an artificiated machine intended to transport people.

2. The information conflicts between news outlets artificiate a tension of distinct good and evil people.

artificial people 

fake people act nowhere near how they would act when they are alone by themselves. 70-80 percent of people act fake or artificial to impress people.
some artificial people are Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift, Kristen Stewart...etc.

Artificial chocolate milking 

A man fists a woman's ass while fucking her doggy style and proceeds to jerk himself off through her ass. Not to be confused with artificial strawberry milking which involves a man fucking a woman's ass while jacking himself off through the vagina.
Lawrence prefers an artificial chocolate milking with your wife's ass as she is far less flatulant than his own wife.
More from Urban Dictionary

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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