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Jesus you're such a fucking Artifex.
Artifex by ikari January 31, 2004
ARTIFEX is professional at his craft of music and roasting a certain individual by the name of Aveesh. aveesh chutiya he
ARTIFEX makes good music.
ARTIFEX by monaco biscuit January 4, 2022

artifex pereo 

The direct translation is “An artist dies in me”. Derived from Emperor Nero’s last words “Qualis artifex pereo” which has been debated to connotatively mean “As what kind of an artist do I perish” rather than the textbook version “The world has lost an artist in me” due to his humble use of “qualis” and the fact that he had to help build his own tomb before his death just like an ordinary “artisan/craftsman”.
As Vincent Van Gogh painted his last work “Wheatfield with Crows”, he sighed to himself deeply: “Artifex pereo... It seems that only my art will live on after my death.”

qualis artifex pereo 

Nero's famous last words. "What an artist the world is losing in me." Can be said by pompous assholes who are too full of themselves as they die, I suppose.
Justin Bieber: *gets stabbed and is dying* No! Qualis artifex pereo!

Artifeel 

Definition:

Artificial feeling; a feeling without commitment. An emotional feeling that isn't directed to any one person.
Example:

Person 1: Can we cuddle?
Person 2: But I don't like you like that.
Person 1: Don't worry they're just artifeels
Person 2: I guess we can cuddle; as long as I'm the little spoon
Artifeel by FISTFULofCAKES April 26, 2014

Artifellatial Intelligence 

The ability for robots to learn how to give really great blowjobs.
Once they master the code stack for Artifellatial Intelligence, sex robots are totally taking over the world.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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