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Arteu

A safe word for offensive words that name a person, such as Nigga, Retard, And Motherfucker.
Pronounce- Ar Tee Ooh
Sarline- Amita is such a Motherfu-
Deyton- shhh, Arteu
by Emojisone Dictionary June 16, 2016
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Junkular Artery

Another way to refer to the male genitalia.
I just got kicked in my junkular artery! I'm in pain!
by SlkRk11 November 17, 2013
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Arceusism

Someone who views Arceus as the god of the world. Generally Nintendo Fanboys.
Guy 1 - Have you seen this Arceusism thing?

Guy 2 - Yeah, I am an Arceusist.

Guy 1 - WTF man its a load of bull!

Guy 2 - Don't....

Arceus used Judgement. It was super-effective.
by Deadwood Punch November 11, 2010
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oh my Arceus

(interjection) An interjection used among Pokémon fanatics to replace "Oh my God".

The reason why Arceus replaces God is simple: Arceus is the Pokémon responsible for the creation of the Sinnoh region, and possibly the whole universe (Pokéverse, if you may) according to myths around the world of Pokémon. His legend dates back to Generation 4 (Diamond, Pearl, and Platinum). Arceus is also called "The Original One".

Arceusism is a polytheistic belief system. According to said myth/religion, Arceus is said to be born from an egg, emerging from a vortex, and then created the Legendaries of time, space, and antimatter: Dialga, Palkia, and Giratina, respectively. When mankind started inhabiting Sinnoh, he created three Pokémon to give humans knowledge, emotions, and willpower.

The term, in real life, is used as jargon among fans, as reversed verisimilitude to the Pokémon universe. It is also used online where "Oh my God" might provoke a number of religious and/or sensitive people.
"I just got the new Pokémon game!"
"Oh my Arceus! Can I see?"
by cutesy pastel living doll November 4, 2013
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Artem

A very unique and mysterious person. Not very well known. Somewhere from Europe Ukraine/Russia. Shows equal energy and can be your greatest friend or your worst enemy. A kind person who tends to put people infront of himself and that tends to be a killer trait because it can cause him to forget about treating himself. Overall a great person to be around, knows how to shine light on situations that are difficult and can be anything you want him to be. What you see is what you get;)
do you know who artem is?
by Pheonix980 September 10, 2020
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artenisa

Usually a girl with a big ass who also has a nice face. Very outgoing and not shy. Has a lot of talents and skills. All boys want her.
Oh my God, Joanne, look at Artenisa's body. I'm so jealous of her!
by freshasf December 26, 2016
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Artem

A very cold and intimidating person at first, but he’s pretty funny when you get to know him. He’s also a very weird person who likes joking around and messing with people. He’s a pretty good artist, and he loves to play video games; especially FPS. At times, he has this weird bloodlust. He also really likes anime, and used to be such a big Weeb. He also has a bush on top of his head, for hair. He can be both an angel and a demon. He can be quiet and anxious sometimes, but that’s okay. He’s sensitive, but not weak. He’s very strong and scary, but he’s also pretty cute and kind. Under all of his layers, he’s got a heart of gold.
Damn, Artem’s got a huge penis.
by LilacLeaf May 11, 2021
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