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Arselick 

Someone who has their head up someone else’s arse and is at the beckon call to them. Someone who is and Arselick will do exactly what the person they are bumming off tells them to do, when they tel them to do it.
Lewis is such an arselick , he does exactly what she tells him to do and won’t get us fucking drink because of it.
Arselick by Mumgay20947372 June 16, 2019
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arse lick 

repugnant public display of obsequious adulation towards an individual. Excessive flattery, for improving personal gains (social, professional, financial, sexual etc.)
Alannah is a true arse lick who will say and do anything to be Harry's groupie and suk dik, jus coz he has a famous sister, even though he is an seriously immature prick who thinks he is ubercool and thinks he is RIGHT about everything but actually knows nothing.
arse lick by Harry's game September 26, 2014

Arseflicker

One who inadvertently sits on the television remote control and thereby changes the channel.
As in: I was happily watching Debbie Does Dallas when at the vinegar strokes my fat rump eased over on to the remote and arseflicked the channel to Loose Women. I felt like such an arseflicker.
Arseflicker by Bazzy44 July 1, 2016

arselicker 

noun, an anilingus performer

Such a performer is rare even in pornographic productions.
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noun, a sycophant
He's a fucking arselicker.
Stop being such an arselicker, jerk!
arselicker by Tiago Zuhr August 25, 2008

Arselickery 

The art of brown nosing/licking arse normally to improve ones career
“Jenkins from finance is such a so-en-so”

your right he is very proficient in the art of arselickery”
Arselickery by Alexander Ward April 30, 2008

Narrative Arselicker

A person who arselicks the COVID media narrative because they think they'll be rewarded when the full dystopia is installed.
"Jimmy is such a narrative arselicker, he said if you go along with it on Twitter the government will treat you better."
Narrative Arselicker by BABYEYES69 December 22, 2020

dirty arse lick 

Derogatory term used to describe someone that likes to lick dirty arses.
"You fucking dirty arse lick"
dirty arse lick by Bettsy September 20, 2006