arsewanker
arsewanker by Wys1269 February 11, 2019
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Arselander
The steward of a Football Fans Forum that fixes and manipulates polls to make it look like the fans voted for him so he appears the most likeable member of that forum when really he's just an arsewipe....
Forum Member: Who do you think will win the 'Most Likeable Fan of the Year Award'...?
Other Forum Member: Don't make no difference, That Arselander, Forever-CAFC, will only fiddle the results anyway...
Other Forum Member: Don't make no difference, That Arselander, Forever-CAFC, will only fiddle the results anyway...
Arselander by Red-Zed333 June 20, 2009
Keith Arsewank
Keith Arsewank was born on UK Twitter on 27 March 2023. Formally known as Keith R Swank, a Constitutional Conservative, wants to keep the US republic safe by arming teachers and as a result was rechristened to Arsewank because of his idiotic tweets. He wants to Wank4America
Keith Arsewank by Artijoke March 30, 2023
asswanker
asswanker by Tion the One April 28, 2003
Arselander
When a man ejaculates on another man's arse then rubs his face in it , this is thought to have originated in a Retirement Home in Sunderland , North East England
Arselander by Kerry Katona June 18, 2009
arse-wanker
1. An exceptionally rude or inconsiderate person.
2. A profane expletive, used especially when one has hurt oneself.
2. A profane expletive, used especially when one has hurt oneself.
1. That arse-wanker just ran over my cat, and then kept driving!
2. Ah, arse-wanker! I just stubbed my toe!
2. Ah, arse-wanker! I just stubbed my toe!
arse-wanker by Pat Coonigans November 1, 2010
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