arseicle

A bit like an icicle, the shit that sticks to your anal hair.

Gaycob took great pride in his arseicles

by Fagnus June 30, 2003

Arseicle

A frozen icicle of faeces attached to the arse, created when attempting to take a shit in Arctic conditions.

Hey, can I borrow the stove? I tried to take a dump outside of the tent and made an Arseicle.

by Humorousone September 15, 2015

Arsicle

Small piece of poop that's been clinging to a clump of arsehole-hair for too long, and has now hardened beyond any hope of being wiped off.

My, that's a fine arsicle you've got there !

by HyperShadow March 4, 2003

Arsicle's

A beautifully descriptive word for an otherwise unfortunate ailment, ie Piles, Haemorrhoids, Arse-grapes, Chalfonts etc.

A simple combination of Arse + Icicle.

HRH the Queen : Sit the fuck down will you !!

Arsicle sufferer: I would sit down your Highness but unfortunately my Arsicles are giving me the right 'ump

by weirdfish April 5, 2005

Arsicle

What a guys anus feels like when he goes outside naked in the middle of a snowstorm with his cheeks spread apart!!!

Whenever I wear these Dollar Store undies, I feel like I got arsicles in me poo hole!

by Dude_40Asswhole January 15, 2009