arseicle

A bit like an icicle, the shit that sticks to your anal hair.

Gaycob took great pride in his arseicles

arseicle by Fagnus June 30, 2003

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Arseicle

A frozen icicle of faeces attached to the arse, created when attempting to take a shit in Arctic conditions.

Hey, can I borrow the stove? I tried to take a dump outside of the tent and made an Arseicle.

Arseicle by Humorousone September 15, 2015

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Arsicle

Small piece of poop that's been clinging to a clump of arsehole-hair for too long, and has now hardened beyond any hope of being wiped off.

My, that's a fine arsicle you've got there !

Arsicle by HyperShadow March 4, 2003

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Arsicle's

A beautifully descriptive word for an otherwise unfortunate ailment, ie Piles, Haemorrhoids, Arse-grapes, Chalfonts etc.

A simple combination of Arse + Icicle.

HRH the Queen : Sit the fuck down will you !!

Arsicle sufferer: I would sit down your Highness but unfortunately my Arsicles are giving me the right 'ump

Arsicle's by weirdfish April 5, 2005

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Arsicle

What a guys anus feels like when he goes outside naked in the middle of a snowstorm with his cheeks spread apart!!!

Whenever I wear these Dollar Store undies, I feel like I got arsicles in me poo hole!

Arsicle by Dude_40Asswhole January 15, 2009

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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