Arsicle's 

A beautifully descriptive word for an otherwise unfortunate ailment, ie Piles, Haemorrhoids, Arse-grapes, Chalfonts etc.

A simple combination of Arse + Icicle.

HRH the Queen : Sit the fuck down will you !!

Arsicle sufferer: I would sit down your Highness but unfortunately my Arsicles are giving me the right 'ump

Arsicle's by weirdfish April 5, 2005

EU's article 13 

Is an article of the EU union about banning stuff on internet i don't really care about that kind of things but they are practicaly banning memes so we should start a war.

Grandchildren: "How WW3 started?"
Me: "It all started with the EU's article 13 and when some old fucking idiots decided to ban memes..."

EU's article 13 by Yubux September 12, 2018

Article Submission

Article Submission is the process of writing then posting articles to multiple online article directories.


The methods typically used to accomplish article submission are manual or automated.

Manual submission simply requires an article author to visit online article directories, register for an author account, then adding, or submitting articles on an individual basis.

Manual submission is usually free however, some directories require paid membership.

Automated submission requires the use of either

1) specifically designed software to complete the submission process, or

2) join a paid online article distribution service.

An automated process certainly eliminates the tedious task of manual submissions and is therefore, the most time-efficient method.

I use article submission as a free way to promote my business and website.

Article Submission by Motown Terri April 3, 2010

Sexcuse article

The act of 'accidentally' forgetting an article of clothing or object to give yourself a reason to come back to someone's place and fuck.

When Jeremy left his hat at her house, she was convinced that it was a sexcuse article. This was proven a fact when he asked to come over to collect his hat because he wanted a bootycall.

Sexcuse article by josefiend July 9, 2011

shadow proclamation article 195 

All visitors to a planet must obey the laws of said planet or they shall be considered galactic outlaws and be punished with death or permanent exile.

You must follow shadow proclamation article 195 when visiting a planet

shadow proclamation article 195 by Judoon Leader 12 November 21, 2021

Wow ok so I am really bored so I'm going to create an urban dictionary article for just this sentence

Cade got bored in environmental in 11th grade, so he made an urban dictionary article just for himself

"dumbass this can't work in a sentence Wow ok so I am really bored so I'm going to create an urban dictionary article for just this sentence "

Wow ok so I am really bored so I'm going to create an urban dictionary article for just this sentence by Swoooopy February 24, 2020

smarticle assicle 

A term that is the opposite of dumb assicle. It is another phrase for smart ass, with a little more jazz to it. It sounds more fun.
This definition has nothing to do with ass icicles.

You're such a smarticle assicle

smarticle assicle by Smarticle Sarah August 2, 2008