Arraignment

The part of the legal process where the defendant is tested to see if he is stupid enough to cave in to intimidation.

At my arraignment, I plead "not guilty" because I knew I would get fucked otherwise.

by Schroeder89 November 27, 2018

Arraignment

Booking, and initial bail phases of the criminal process, the first stage of courtroom-based proceedings taking place after the arrest. The criminal charge will be stated and the decision to grant bail will be made at this juncture.

Simon: When should I arrive at the court house?
Octavia: The arraignment will be held this Tuesday evening, at 1:00.

by negativecr33p December 9, 2017

Seeking Arraignment

A dating app for thugs and criminals

Stacy gonna go on seeking arraignment and find her some bad boy cock

by D Flawless July 13, 2022

sex arrangement

Euphemism for prostitution.

Phrase that originated from the dark satirical comedy show Jam created by Chris Morris in the sketch Sex For Houses, where words such as session and arrangement are distinct euphemisms for selling sex.

I didn't have enough cash to pay my pusher for my drug habit so we made a sex arrangement.

by Sal1981 January 11, 2008

blazable arrangements

Another word for marijuana or weed. Blazable arrangements are perfect when you have to wake and bake to treat that hangover death sentence you earned from swigging handle pulls of plastic vodka and cum guzzling your favorite frat stars DNA last night. Blazable arrangements get you so high that you have no other choice but to laugh with your sorority sisters about the 0 fucks you gave when you left your underwear... and your dignity at the frathouse last night.

Me: That SAE frat star told me I was his favorite "slam piece" this weekend. Which one of you skanks have a 20-sack of blazable arrangements to sell me before I go get tested for all the STD's I have accumulated at San Diego State

Kim: I can hook a sista up. I'll even throw in another nug if you get pregnant, YOLO !

by reggaeblonde October 21, 2012

edible arrangement

when a member of the opposite sexes genitalia looks so delicious you could eat it.

Hey Baby, I just love your edible arrangement!

by rene bootmaker December 18, 2011

Arrangements

Arrangements are made when you don't have the cash flow to pay your bill(s) on time and are at risk of being shut off at some point in the near future. Arrangments can be set up as a one time payment or as a series of payments over a set period of time.

e.g. My cable was going to get shut off but I called the cable company and made arrangements to pay my bill next week.

by dshep February 16, 2010