School administrators are something rarely
seen outside of captivity. They are glorified half-retarded
paper-pushers who feel that they are making a difference when in fact all they are doing is making everyone frustrated and slightly constipated at the sheer though of all their bullshit. It is socially, morally, and ethically acceptable to
shun said beasts and laugh at them when in the presence of third parties. As of the present, there is no definite cure to their insufferable bitchiness; however, a sharp blow to the back of the head with a large bat or similar instrument seems to be effective.
When
Kenny was forced to confront a school administrator, the bane of the entire
world's existence, he chose to commit Hari Kari in a futile attempt to avoid being
prison raped by the admins presence.