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arkward

when an aardvark gets itself into an awkward situation.
-mrs read walks in on arthur the aardvark masturbating-

arthur: urm...
mum: well this is arkward.
by gii. November 22, 2009
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Arkward

Another word for Awkward

To be uncomfortable in a situaion. Also could say Awkward, but Arkward is the proper spelling of the word.
Trevor- Dude, i wanna fuck you.
Peter- Man this is Arkward.
by maneater2008 December 20, 2008
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Arkward

A slang word to express discomfort in a social setting and is usually whispered under your breath.
*walking down the street*
*someone waves in your direction and you smile and wave back*
*that someone walks past you to hug the real person they were waving at*
*your face drops and you whisper under your breath “Arkward”*
by cory1234 June 28, 2018
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Arkward Silence

The moment in conversation after someone says something wack/irrelvant/strange/TMI or when the chat dies out
"Dude,that surf boards rad!"

"Yeah,it uses that latest W1 technology making it aerodynamic and has Ya-rish features"

*Arkward Silence*
by Lumissa September 28, 2008
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Awkward Squad

Awkward Squad is the name given to that group of people in any organisation who cause problems and difficulties. They are apparently normal, everyday human beings, but when they get together, things just go wrong. They are not necessarily troublemakers, although in some instances they can be, but some strange synergy causes things to go wrong in their collective presence.

The origin of the word dates back to just after the Second World War when National Service was compulsory in Britain for males over the age of eighteen. This meant that all sorts of people, some of whom were totally unsuited to military service, were inducted into the armed forces. That they were unsuitable quickly became apparent, and they tended to be grouped together to keep the clumsy, the unwilling, the careless and troublesome in one unit which became known as the awkward squad
"Get ready for problems, the awkward squad is doing a computer presentation."
by AKACroatalin April 11, 2015
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awkwardist

An awkwardist: someone who makes every situation awkward.
He just stood there in the middle of the whole group and started saying weird things about all sorts of people, including some of the people that were actually there. He's such an awkwardist - he does it all the time.
by Danlod2 May 5, 2023
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Socially Awkward Butterfly

Someone who can be easygoing and talkative when in situations that comfort them, still jumping between different friend groups as long as they are comfortable. However, this person may also show awkwardness in uncomfortable situations, like talking to someone new or giving a presentation.
Rod: "Did you know that Terry is a socially awkward butterfly?"

Mark: "Really? What does that mean?"

Rod: "It means he's confused."
by PeterPieffer June 3, 2020
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