Arkancided

A suspicious suicide of a person who is set to testify in court against powerful government officials, agencies, or their billionaire patrons. This happens when a person is not in federal custody.

There have been so many people Arkancided since the nineties, it can't be a statistical anomaly. People just don't shoot themselves three times in the head with a revolver.

by james savik January 3, 2023

arkancide

The act of being murked by one of any member of a formerly powerful political family from Arkansas.

"Last night I heard four gunshots in my neighborhood!" "Probably another former Clinton associate committing Arkancide."

by N1111Z September 21, 2020

arkancide

The act of being offed by one of any member of a prominent political family from Arkansas.

"Joe, last night I heard four gunshots in my neighborhood!" "Ted, probably another former Clinton associate committing arkancide."

by N1111Z September 21, 2020

Arkansized

It's like circumcision, but for your brain.
How's it done?
Move to Arkansas: Blammo

Jim used to be really intelligent and thought for himself, but then he moved to Arkansas and now he just quotes Glenn Beck and watches Fox News. He's been Arkansized.

by emjoo November 27, 2011