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Arkansized

It's like circumcision, but for your brain.
How's it done?
Move to Arkansas: Blammo
Jim used to be really intelligent and thought for himself, but then he moved to Arkansas and now he just quotes Glenn Beck and watches Fox News. He's been Arkansized.
by emjoo November 27, 2011
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Arkancided

A suspicious suicide of a person who is set to testify in court against powerful government officials, agencies, or their billionaire patrons. This happens when a person is not in federal custody.
There have been so many people Arkancided since the nineties, it can't be a statistical anomaly. People just don't shoot themselves three times in the head with a revolver.
by james savik January 3, 2023
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Arkansased

1. Shooting a duck while it's sitting on the water or a pheasant while it's on the ground.

2. Getting hit really hard.
1. Zeke Arkansased the mallard after it landed on the lake.
2. Beth was almost Arkansased by a car while crossing the street.
by Westside T October 30, 2015
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Arkansased

Pronounced Ar-kan-sawed

To be obviously murdered but officials and the news report the case as a suicide. Often these strange occurances are linked to powerful politicians.
"I heard a member of their cabinet committed suicide?"

"Yeah, he shot himself in the back with a shotgun then hanged himself from a tree with his arms tied behind his back."
"Oh, they Arkansased him?"
by Dr. Hoffman's First Trip April 11, 2023
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