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Argitrator 

biggest nerd in human history, literally the definition of social outcast, 0 bitches
He's the biggest argitrator I've ever met, pussy repellent.
Argitrator by Subatomik April 16, 2022
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Arbitrator 

A judge, jury & executioner at a one stop shop.
Usually a posher version of a normal lawyer.
This rare breed of attornies mastered the art of ripping you off your life savings by enjoying government protection because their trials and secret and not published.

This is the type of lawyer that sits behind a mahgony desk sipping scotch and talking to his fellow Freemason friends about the beauty of the 1st amendment while you soil your a*# out in courts.
Trump decided to withdraw from NAFTA because he found that the arbitrators judgments were unfair towards the United States.
Arbitrator by Urban Jack 11 February 13, 2017

arbitrator 

ar'-bi-tray-ter: A cook who leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.
The cook became an arbitrator when he left Arby's to work at McDonald's.
arbitrator by Penbiks September 23, 2008

agitatorruptus 

The act of opening and closing a washing machine while in mid cycle. Often done to see if the machine is working properly, if there is enough soap, or to try to discover when and to where those errant socks escape
While waiting for my clothes to dry at the laundramat I watched every other person using a washing machine there perform at least one act of agitatorruptus.
agitatorruptus by Gina Faulkner September 17, 2008

arbitraitor 

A person that works at Arby's but quits and works at Mcdonalds.
"Did you know that Steve quit working at Arby's and went to work at Mcdondalds." "What an arbitraitor."
arbitraitor by TREVOR!!!!!!!!! October 21, 2008

Agitator 

A person who shares a house, apartment, dorm, or room with others and is by nature opposed to domestic tranquility. He or she demonstrates a compulsive need to disturb the peace by pissing other people off. This is usually because he or she derives pleasure from sowing discord or just messing with someone's head. As a result, this kind of person will frequently target easily goaded individuals, and the pussy-bitch is its natural prey. This person is sometimes referred to as a dick or douche.
David: What was all that yelling about?
Aidan: Matt was bitching at me for not bolting the front door when it's dark out. I told him I would do it, but I also said that he was a pussy-bitch for wanting me to do it. The one lock works just as well.
David: Your a God damn agitator! If you were going to bolt the door why did you have to rile him up like that?
Aidan: I had to...I really enjoy pissing him off.
David: Fucking agitator...You're a bitch.
Aidan: Whore...
Agitator by DeCarr87 October 29, 2007

Police Agitator

African American involved in looting, rioting, or any other form of "peaceful protest"
Paul: Bassem got his phone stolen during the riot last night, while on stream. He's claiming it was a police agitator.
Paul #2: lel what a faggot, fuck that guy
Police Agitator by ThomBom November 25, 2014
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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