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agitatorruptus 

The act of opening and closing a washing machine while in mid cycle. Often done to see if the machine is working properly, if there is enough soap, or to try to discover when and to where those errant socks escape
While waiting for my clothes to dry at the laundramat I watched every other person using a washing machine there perform at least one act of agitatorruptus.
agitatorruptus by Gina Faulkner September 17, 2008

Agitator 

A person who shares a house, apartment, dorm, or room with others and is by nature opposed to domestic tranquility. He or she demonstrates a compulsive need to disturb the peace by pissing other people off. This is usually because he or she derives pleasure from sowing discord or just messing with someone's head. As a result, this kind of person will frequently target easily goaded individuals, and the pussy-bitch is its natural prey. This person is sometimes referred to as a dick or douche.
David: What was all that yelling about?
Aidan: Matt was bitching at me for not bolting the front door when it's dark out. I told him I would do it, but I also said that he was a pussy-bitch for wanting me to do it. The one lock works just as well.
David: Your a God damn agitator! If you were going to bolt the door why did you have to rile him up like that?
Aidan: I had to...I really enjoy pissing him off.
David: Fucking agitator...You're a bitch.
Aidan: Whore...
Agitator by DeCarr87 October 29, 2007

Police Agitator

African American involved in looting, rioting, or any other form of "peaceful protest"
Paul: Bassem got his phone stolen during the riot last night, while on stream. He's claiming it was a police agitator.
Paul #2: lel what a faggot, fuck that guy
Police Agitator by ThomBom November 25, 2014

Red Flag Agitator 

An antiquated term for a member of the communist party that attempts to cause political discourse and riots in an attempt to spread the word of communism
Arthur - "I'll tell ya, with all of these damn red flag agitators you'd think the world was going to end!

Agitator 

Geoff is a known agitator.
Agitator by Solid Mantis March 25, 2018

the agitator 

When fisting a butthole, force you whole fist in and open your hand, and hen wiggling your fingers.
She pissed me off, so i gave that bitch the agitator.
the agitator by spankClown February 6, 2009