Argenti

A flaming hot piece of fine shyt who's in the knights of beauty and would make you bust one of the fattest, most satisfying nuts ever. Green flag plus husband material btw!!

Literally anyone that sees Argenti: I just came all over my pants I'm so wet

Argenti by ArgentiBread November 13, 2024

Argenti Bazooka 

The given name to Agent Argenti's enourmous dong. This python-like creature can fire up to 12 devastating rounds into the grill of a dirty hoebag. It has been known to cause humiliation and lazy eyes. See The Argenti Scooter and Dungeon Master

Dirty Hoebag: I sure liked that Tony Danza you just gave me Agent Argenti
Argenti: Its not over you filty skank, BAM !
Dirty Hoebag: Oh god my eye! MY EYE!
Argenti: Say hello to the Argenti Bazooka, fuck yeah !

Argenti Bazooka by Agent Argenti December 13, 2004

Argenti glasses 

These are like any other glasses, but they only need 1 arm. This is because Agent Argenti is one cool motherfucker and doesn't need both arms. He might have broke the other arm while giving a Kit Kat, or filming an adventure with his well camera See Argentified

Filthy Skank: Agent Argenti why is there only one arm on your Argenti glasses?
Agent Argenti: Shut the fuck up before I give you the green dungeon plague.
Filthy Skank: Im sorry, want to give me a Tony Danza?
Agent Argenti: No you disgusting piece of slut, I have to go save some poor Mexican bastards. Fuck yeah !

Argenti glasses by Agent Argenti December 13, 2004

Argent Metal 

A sub-genre of music popularized by the later entries in the DOOM series of videogames. Relies heavily on guitars and guitar-like instruments. Also know for it's occasional use of non-instruments edited to sound like one. One could correctly describe it as "Audio Violence".

Dude 1: What's your favorite music genre?
Dude 2: Easily Argent metal. You need to try it out. It's great.

Argent Metal by ChoccyMilkConnoisseur June 14, 2021

Argent Metal 

Argent Metal, also known as Doom-Core and Argent-Core, is an aggressive music genre pioneered by composer Mick Gordon in the Doom 2016 videogame reboot and its sequel, Doom Eternal. A subset of the Metal genre, it makes heavy use of synthesized djent-like guitar riffs overlaid with distorted electronic elements derived from sine wave frequencies. The word "Argent" is in reference to the demonic energy from Hell, known as Argent Energy, in Doom 2016. One could correctly describe it as "Audio Violence".

Demon 1: Dude, what's that hellish noise?
Demon 2: That's Argent Metal. You should check it out, it'll rip and tear your ear drums.

Argent Metal by NikkMann July 12, 2021

Argentinian Popover 

Eating so much barbequed meat and cheese-bread that you write off a hotel room with your farts

Did I ever tell you about the time when I did an Argentinian Popover in Philadelphia?

Argentinian Popover by No Context Off Menu October 28, 2020

Argento

(Slang) Local denomination/expression for argentinian people or stuff coming from this country.
Specialy used by the young people.

Aguante el rock argento!
(Hold on the argentinian rock!)

Argento by whoknows? September 23, 2005