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Archipoolago 

When you take a poo, generally of epic proportions, and one end of the poo rises above the rim of the toilet bowel water forming a tiny poo island.
Every time I eat a large, voluptuous steak dinner, I always rush straight to the loo to give way to the most illustrious archipoolago ever. Often, I surround it with atoillet paper
Archipoolago by abbazabbadoo March 12, 2011
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urban archipelago 

A term created by sex columnist and liberal Dan Savage in the wake of the 2004 Presidential Election to describe the concentration of the political left in the United States near major cities and college towns in terms of islands of diversity in a sea of conformity. The implication is that the islands have their own interests to attend to and should disregard the sea.

It is thought that this exists because rural communities tend to be more isolated from other cultures than urban communities, and because people tend to leave the rural world for an education in urban areas and not go back.

The original article can be read at www.urbanarchipelago.com.
Although I'm not completely on board with the idea of the Urban archipelago, the idea of cities as islands is certainly a talking point.
urban archipelago by Lady Csyde November 19, 2004

archipelago 

everybody is asleep but you cannot call it a day unless you receive a sign of life from overseas or morse coded your message into the ether
"boat ready in 8 min stop wind moderate stop meet at archipelago in 2 weeks stop food supplies stocked for ever stop"
archipelago by Krkič May 10, 2019

Blue state archipelago 

The 57 'blue' counties that voted for Hillary Clinton in the 2016 presidential election.
Most of the reporters exposed by Wikipedia came from the Blue State Archipelago.

archipelago 

To ejaculate on the stomach of a doughy woman.
Isaiah's efforts were simply too exhausting. He finally pulled out, removed the accursed condom and masturbated furiously until he had created a seminal archipelago on his girlfriend's stomach. He stopped briefly to admire it before falling asleep.
archipelago by Machiavelli of TTB September 10, 2008

archipelago 

To ejaculate on the stomach of a doughy woman.
Isaiah's efforts were simply too exhausting. He finally pulled out, removed the accursed condom and masturbated furiously until he had created a seminal archipelago on his girlfriend's stomach. He stopped briefly to admire it before falling asleep.

Archipelagonian 

Archipelagonian is a person who lives in an Archipelago, which is a country surrounded by bodies of water.
The Philippines' "Filipinos" are Archipelagonian people.
Archipelagonian by moiseseus August 9, 2022
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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