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Aquafuck
Tom: Yo Henry, you know Cindy?
Henry: Yeah..
Tom: I totally got her to aquafuck me in the bath last night
Henry =O
Henry: Yeah..
Tom: I totally got her to aquafuck me in the bath last night
Henry =O
Aquafuck by Baron von Evil February 17, 2008
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aquaduck fart
The resulting expulsion and harmonic tone of fart while partially immersed in water. A duck firing a machine gun and quacking at the same time but without the machine gun noise will sound very similar. The noise is caused by the film of water between the buttocks that produces excess surface tension. When the gas passes through this matrix of abnormal conditions it reverberates to and fro causing the machine gun burst noise. This is a particularly good fart as the residue is mostly washed away.
hey man i did an awsome aquaduck fart in the shower the other day...
oh true bro i did one too only a bit of poo followed..
oh nah man what you did was an aqua shart, did you eat the piece of poo?
oh true bro i did one too only a bit of poo followed..
oh nah man what you did was an aqua shart, did you eat the piece of poo?
aquaduck fart by sdchmd February 13, 2010
Aquaducks
A carnival game where the competitors utilize a water jet (often in the shape of a pistol) mounted to the counter, firing a stream of water at a target (This figure can be any object, but in this case, a Duck.) thereby causing a balloon to inflate. The winner is determined by whoever infuses the greatest amount of water and causes the balloon to break first .
This game attracts the very young, the overly served, and the adolescent wishing to impress someone of opposite sex, or not.
This game attracts the very young, the overly served, and the adolescent wishing to impress someone of opposite sex, or not.
Aquaducks
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