Man #1: What, you don't have Fruit Ninja? Or that app that makes lightsaber noises?
Man#2: Nope. I practice appstinence.
Man#2: Nope. I practice appstinence.
by Hikash March 19, 2012
"Fuck My Life". An extraordinarily overused and improperly used term mainly posted on the internet. Instead of being used in a situation where one's life would, in a sense, be "fucked", it tends to be added to the most mundane things.
Proper:
"I just lost my job and my girlfriend left me. FML"
"I had to go put my dog down. FML"
Improper:
"I have to do a book report this month! fml!"
"Rita's closed before I got there in time. fml, guys. fml."
"I just lost my job and my girlfriend left me. FML"
"I had to go put my dog down. FML"
Improper:
"I have to do a book report this month! fml!"
"Rita's closed before I got there in time. fml, guys. fml."
by Hikash February 08, 2012