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Appstinence

One who abstains from purchasing Applications (or "apps") for their phone.
Man #1: What, you don't have Fruit Ninja? Or that app that makes lightsaber noises?

Man#2: Nope. I practice appstinence.
by Hikash August 1, 2012
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FML

"Fuck My Life". An extraordinarily overused and improperly used term mainly posted on the internet. Instead of being used in a situation where one's life would, in a sense, be "fucked", it tends to be added to the most mundane things.
Proper:

"I just lost my job and my girlfriend left me. FML"

"I had to go put my dog down. FML"

Improper:

"I have to do a book report this month! fml!"

"Rita's closed before I got there in time. fml, guys. fml."
by Hikash March 16, 2012
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