approaching 

The act of ejaculation among women and men alike, as long as it is completed through a second party.

Him: IMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM APPROACHINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!
Him 2, enter stage left: LETS APPROACH TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

approaching by Dr. Georgina Phalangie MD February 19, 2018

Approaching 

What bad kids get

Did you here zack got an approaching?

Approaching by qwertyuioppoiuytrewqazwsxedc4r March 24, 2022

approaching dresden 

When you are in great need of a poo of epic proprtions. Said poo will be so destructive to the toilet that the carnage will be similar to that inflicted on the german town of dresden by allied bombers during world war 2. Therefore your bomb bay is full and you are 'approaching dresden.'

Guy 1: ''Why do you look so uncomfortable''
Guy 2: ''I'm busting for a crap. Seriously, it feels like I'm approaching dresden here.''

approaching dresden by Brizhiz March 15, 2008

Approaching Doom Syndrome  

When you get a chill down your spine and the feeling that someone is about to get you. 50% of the time this means you are about to get the shit kicked out of you.

“What is this Santa Claus person, and how do I find him?”
"why?"
"Im going to kill him."

Somewhere on earth, Saint Nicolas shivered from sudden Approaching Doom Syndrome

Approaching Doom Syndrome by Varigos Dourden January 8, 2009

Approaching occupational neurosis 

The sense of exponential dread that occurs when one more closely nears one's workplace. If one is driving down a hill to said workplace the effect is sometimes described as Hell like.

(In a carpool on a public service ad) "What's wrong Jake? Your face has gone white."

"Look down there at the bottom of the hill and to the right!"

"OH MY GOD! IT"S THAT PLACE WE WORK!"

(A psychologist enters the ad and states paternally; "This is approaching occupational neurosis. Don't let it happen to you or anyone you care about. Resign or seek professional help immediately!"

Approaching occupational neurosis by Cirdellin December 30, 2009

Approaching Doom Syndrome 

When you get a chill down your spine and the feeling that someone is about to get you. 50% of the time this means you are about to get the shit kicked out of you.

“What is this Santa Claus person, and how do I find him?”
"why?"
"Im going to kill him."

Somewhere on earth, Saint Nicolas shivered from sudden Approaching Doom Syndrome.

Approaching Doom Syndrome by Varigos Do'urden January 5, 2009

Approaching_Normal 

When someone has had enough of someone else's bullshit. Especially if it is their spouse, child or loved one & they decide to redefine their life & put themselves first for once. When you've spent your entire life doing for someone else & you have sacrificed goals, opportunities & chances & decided to go back & live life for the first time in your life by picking up the broken pieces of yourself that they have destroyed & shattered.

Lorraine started Approaching_Normal when she picked her head up, took one step & then another followed by another & never looked back once she stopped believing everything that was said & done to her. She dug deep, stopped doubting herself & her decisions & knew she had self worth & started to appreciate herself & love herself. Lorraine was Approaching_Normal

Approaching_Normal by PurplePrimrose September 9, 2020