Appleonea

The most prettiest person in the world! :) The Smartest, Nicest, Funniest, and AWESOMEST person in Kealakehe! I love how she always smiles when u look at her. I can tell her anything without being judged! She get's ALL the guys.. ;) She is a very interesting person to talk to and have walks with around town. I know if i get hurt she will always be there... or if i have boy problems she makes me stop thinking bout him... :)

1-22-12 We walked like everywhere! :) hahaha Love u bestie! :) I LOVE U APPLEONEA!

by cammie936 February 22, 2012

Applelonia Smiff

A name which a female gives to a guy who she doesn't want to know her real name.

Guy:Hey baby how you doing?
Girl:I'm fine. (translation, go away)
Guy: Yea, you are so pretty, what's your name?
Girl: Oh, it Applelonia Smiff.

by Cheena September 26, 2007

Applonian

A fierce, unwavering supporter of Apple; one whose life is inspired by the Book of Jobs.

"He has absolutely no interest in ever owning a Dell, HP, or any kind of PC, and forget completely about an Android phone, he's a total fucking Applonian. You'd have a better chance of getting Rachel Maddow to eat a corn dog in public on Fox News."

by Sniffy Sniff October 21, 2011

Applefreak

Anyone who owns several Apple products.

Stu's such a Applefreak! He owns two iPods, a iPad ,a iPhone and a Apple Watch!

by BruinKiller3469 June 8, 2016

AppleLonian

Someone who loves Apple products with a cult-like devotion and will use nothing else despite it all.

She doesn't care that it costs way more than a pc she's got to have it--she's an AppleLonian.

by AppleLonianMother August 4, 2008

Applehead

1. A man with a head shaped like an apple.

1. "...yo, applehead!"

by Dr Apple January 6, 2005

Brayden AppleSnack

When watching gay porn yell help Brayden Apple Snack and then stop jacking off then wait for someone to enter asking if your ok then after they leave continue on weed whacking till you nutt.

I almost got caught doing the Brayden AppleSnack, a suicide mission

by Janis1231 December 30, 2020