Applonian

A fierce, unwavering supporter of Apple; one whose life is inspired by the Book of Jobs.

"He has absolutely no interest in ever owning a Dell, HP, or any kind of PC, and forget completely about an Android phone, he's a total fucking Applonian. You'd have a better chance of getting Rachel Maddow to eat a corn dog in public on Fox News."

by Sniffy Sniff October 21, 2011

Apolonia

Apolonia- a woman who is very beautiful, sexy, and intelligent even though she might not show it. She also is most likely Hispanic. Apolonia is very kind and caring when she wants to be but don't get on her bad side! You would regret that. Apolonia is most likely a rebel and try's to live life to the fullest. She is the type to act like a queen but on the inside she is/can fall apart quickly. The guys will most likely love Apolonia but they will be to intimidated by her. She is the type to stay away from drama she most likely had/has a hard life at home. She is always trying her best she feels she has to prove someone or something wrong such as society, peers, family etc.

"That girl Apolonia is so pretty! But I don't know if I have the courage to talk to her."

by Jose Cardenas January 10, 2014

appliance bashing

To pound, hit, or bang on a non working appliance, in hopes of
getting it to work again.

I'm always appliance bashing when things around the house all of a sudden stop working.
Appliance bashing is a good stress reliever.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 10, 2008

Apolonia

Apolonia is a really nice girl and you are lucky to meet her. She is smart, ambitious, sarcastic, funny, kind, and a great friend. She gets anxious eat times and stressed which may annoy you but her flaws fade away when you get to know her. She can help you through your bad and good times and always knows how to have a good time.

Apolonia is my best friend.

by Bohemianapple January 13, 2019

rocket appliances

Rickyism for "rocket science".

"It doesn't take rocket appliances to know that..."

by XDavid PolicastroX January 28, 2009

appliance car

An appliance car is generally a car that's only made for one thing: to get you from A to B as cheaply as possible and without any trouble. In other words to get the job done. Often, they are compared to appliances such as washing machines and microwaves. More than often you have problems finding them in the lot after your Wall-Mart adventures because of their total lack of style and presence. Though, they might come in a variety of colors, they are still beige. Beige in a way that they lack anything to be desired and beige in a way everything is beige at your grandparents' house. People who drive them usually say they are trying to be "green" and they are doing their part in saving the planet, but the statement they are making is basically that they are too cheap to pay for fuel and that they don't really care about anything that's exciting in any way. Usually you find these people in these beige cars driving under the speed limit on the left lanes of the interstate right next to a semi clogging up traffic, totally oblivious of any fucking thing around them. At the same time you are 2 feet behind them riding their ass and flashing your lights and raging in desperation that they will merge right. But instead, you are a moron too for not realizing that these people are FUCKING DUMB and use their rear view mirror exclusively while waiting for the light to turn green, while they pop zits and pick their nose.

an appliance car can be linked to the following:
any 4 door toyota, any 4 door honda, geo, saturn, chevy aveo, hybrids, and oh my fucking god any scion that isn't the TC.

-Is that a fucking fridge on wheels, dude?
-Close, it's a scion.

by hausmeister August 1, 2012

Appliantology

The study of Appliances.

A fictional cult, per the Frank Zappa album "Joe's Garage" and parody of the First church of Appliantology.

An apprentice appliantologist may study appliantology in a wide range of applications, from common household appliances like toasters to state of the art networking appliances.

Don is a well known appliantologist working on network devices.

by Octobit September 23, 2012