AppleLonian

Someone who loves Apple products with a cult-like devotion and will use nothing else despite it all.

She doesn't care that it costs way more than a pc she's got to have it--she's an AppleLonian.

by AppleLonianMother August 4, 2008

Applelonia Smiff

A name which a female gives to a guy who she doesn't want to know her real name.

Guy:Hey baby how you doing?
Girl:I'm fine. (translation, go away)
Guy: Yea, you are so pretty, what's your name?
Girl: Oh, it Applelonia Smiff.

by Cheena September 26, 2007

Applonian

A fierce, unwavering supporter of Apple; one whose life is inspired by the Book of Jobs.

"He has absolutely no interest in ever owning a Dell, HP, or any kind of PC, and forget completely about an Android phone, he's a total fucking Applonian. You'd have a better chance of getting Rachel Maddow to eat a corn dog in public on Fox News."

by Sniffy Sniff October 21, 2011

Apollonian Crush

When someone falls deeply in love with a fictional character they have projected onto a real person. A type of infatuation often specific to people with high standards and romantic ideals.

Person 1: OMG Justin Bieber is perfect! I'm in love with him!
Person 2: No hun, you have an apollonian crush on Justin Bieber. Since all the boys at this middle school are below your standards, you have projected your idea of an ideal romantic partner onto a person you will hopefully never meet.

by 0_____._____0 October 8, 2014

Appletonia

a fantasy version of the shitty town of Appleton, Wisconsin.

Appletonia seems better than Appleton.

by Briana Michelle March 31, 2007

Appledorian

A group of people from Appledore (North devon) that drink pints of beer till the 21A bus stops running

Hey rob are you an appledorian

Yeah Im a appledorian because im from Appledore and me and the lads go to the pub every night

by Theubankick January 2, 2020

Apollonian Crush

Usually used to refer to a celebrity crush. A kind of infatuation taken to the next level - where the person you have a crush on is mostly made up but associated with someone real. Called an Apollonian crush because of the Apollonian temperament which is a thing. People of this temperament are apparently responsible for about 90% of the world's Apollonian crushes. The term was probably coined by someone on reddit.

George has a huge crush on Laura. He likes to dream about the two of them going for long walks on the beach and laughing while talking about old English literature. Unfortunately, Laura hates the beach, and the only reason George thinks she likes old English literature is because she mentioned Shakespeare once. Luckily George's little Apollonian crush will never reach the awkward phase where he gets completely disillusioned and heartbroken when he realizes Laura isn't at all who he thinks she is. They will both go about their daily lives: George having the perfect relationship with her in his head and Laura having no idea he even likes her.

by HSPlife January 2, 2015